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yes!

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Scientists have a saying: the plural of "anecdote" is not "evidence". (This is a great secret, never revealed to teabaggers, creationists, or religious nuts of any flavor.)

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Didn't they invade the Isle of Lesbos one time?

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Considering the high cost of inseminations, lesbians would probably be the LAST to abort the resulting fetus.

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Because 700 Club is on that "special needs" religious channel, the one that doesn't respond to Gay Pressure.

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In actual wars, they have smart bombs. Looks like the GOP's weaponry is badly outdated.

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They tack on a Baskin-Robbins and a Dunkin Donuts here in NYC. All owned by the same global conglomerate.

They probably kill more people than General Dynamics, Lockheed-Martin, and Raytheon put together.

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Good thing IQ is not particularly inheritable, or we'd be in deep trouble as a species.

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Santorumism?

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That thing's supposed to be hot? Then what's the gelato and blindfold for?

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Or a boot, if it's placed in the right place w/ enough force.

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Are those "hot meat injections" forced w/ Gay Pressure?

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The one about being a lesbian? I've had that one for years. Just looking for a woman I can call Sir.

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I see what you did there...

Bonus for the Cowgirls ref.

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You'll stay for the grinding, you'll come for the bumping.

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