So God is OK with Pat dropping the hammer out on the open highway and peeling up the asphalt like a TV preacher chasing down an elderly member of the congregation to arrange a reverse mortgage? Did the Almighty comment on the fact that Pat did his entire Cannonball Run without ever turning off his left turn signal?
He gets that fire in his eyes, and takes off like a gun. And when the smoke clears someone in the crowd hollers "Son! There goes the fastest derp, in a one-derp town."
I&#039;ll just leave <a href="http:\/\/www.ctvnews.ca\/canada\/no-charges-against-speeding-officer-involved-in-crash-that-killed-5-year-old-1.2109509" target="_blank">this</a> here
God the Father said &quot;Son, You&#039;re gonna drive me to drinkin&#039; If You don&#039;t stop driving that hot. Rod. Lincoln.&quot; I would just like to point out that, yes, sorry, all Texas roads do have speed limits. Even night speed limits! All the limits.
See. Both countries do it!
So God is OK with Pat dropping the hammer out on the open highway and peeling up the asphalt like a TV preacher chasing down an elderly member of the congregation to arrange a reverse mortgage? Did the Almighty comment on the fact that Pat did his entire Cannonball Run without ever turning off his left turn signal?
He gets that fire in his eyes, and takes off like a gun. And when the smoke clears someone in the crowd hollers &quot;Son! There goes the fastest derp, in a one-derp town.&quot;
And drowning children in tsunami&#039;s because He ... um ... um ... because He&#039;s an asshole.
<a href="http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0398375\/quotes" target="_blank">Rumor Has It</a>
Sarah: ...and you drive *so* slow... Earl: I only drive slow, sweetheart, because you&#039;re in the car
You know who else who had highways with no speed limits Pat?
<i>&quot;I think it&rsquo;s a sin to hurt people.&quot;</i>
Then he should STFU.
I once removed a tag from a mattress before purchase as an end user. How much do I need to pay the 700 Club to absolve my sin?
I&#039;ll just leave <a href="http:\/\/www.ctvnews.ca\/canada\/no-charges-against-speeding-officer-involved-in-crash-that-killed-5-year-old-1.2109509" target="_blank">this</a> here
Hey Pat, Ceasar called. He says he wants you to drive 55.
Nice pic of Pat flashing his famous smile that induces seizures in most children.
God the Father said &quot;Son, You&#039;re gonna drive me to drinkin&#039; If You don&#039;t stop driving that hot. Rod. Lincoln.&quot; I would just like to point out that, yes, sorry, all Texas roads do have speed limits. Even night speed limits! All the limits.
One of Pat <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=vMWndeLu4p0" target="_blank">Boone</a>&#039;s best.
Hey, hey, hey! The Bibble talks about marriage, but where does it mention Camaros?
A true prophet is never wrong. Not even once.
So you&#039;re saying &quot;Leviathan&quot; is not Hebrew for &quot;Escalade&quot; ?