Zombie hate turd Pat Robertson has issued his Official Statement regarding New York's new gay marriage equality law, and it is not pretty. Is everybody ready? Here it is: history's immutable cycle of birth and decay and the periodic rise and downfall of each and every human civilization is hereby canceled, because from now on, owing to the New York gay marriage law, all the 100% straight-mandatory civilizations will get to stay, and the non-gay-hating civilizations will perish forever.
On Wonkette, Joe saying he's straight is like me saying I'm from North Carolina. It's simply a piece of information. If you're going to insult someone, find something that's, you know, insulting.
For! Did you know Pat Robertson has a<a href="http:\/\/ugliesttattoos.failblog.org\/2011\/03\/10\/funny-tattoos-may-angels-lead-you-in\/" target="_blank"> tattoo</a> ?
&quot;There&#039;s not a single society that has turned away from traditional marriage and traditional marriage&quot; that has survived? Well, we better get with the Biblical tradition of marriage: polygamy and cooperative child rearing, communal as it may seem.
I didn&#039;t watch the video and I won&#039;t. The last thing I need is some bible thumping turd telling me how I should live. And worse is that he sticks his nose into the straight versus gay argument. I don&#039;t care because I just the couple to be happy. Pat, go sell some bumper stickers and Jesus bobbleheads while your pandering for money.
And show us your tax records and demonstrate your giving your proceeds to something more valuable than an I-Pad app called &quot;Pat&#039;s favorite Jesus sing-a-long songs.&quot; You&#039;re nothing but fucking used car salesman - your more dangerous because you think you have some special spiritual power because of the tee-vee.
Along with an encyclopedia of medical knowledge.
So, according to Pat, things will turn out well for Saudi Arabia and Iran. Is that the message right wingers want to hear?
On Wonkette, Joe saying he&#039;s straight is like me saying I&#039;m from North Carolina. It&#039;s simply a piece of information. If you&#039;re going to insult someone, find something that&#039;s, you know, insulting.
For! Did you know Pat Robertson has a<a href="http:\/\/ugliesttattoos.failblog.org\/2011\/03\/10\/funny-tattoos-may-angels-lead-you-in\/" target="_blank"> tattoo</a> ?
But-but, he can leg-press 2000 lbs after one of his &quot;special shakes&quot;!
Zombie hate turd. Zombie LOVE brain, which is why zombie not so fond of Pat.
The dinosaurs were totally gay.
Wasn&#039;t that a spaghetti western, &quot;A Town Named Fist&quot;?
Irrelevant much?
today, we are all old vampires.
&quot;There&#039;s not a single society that has turned away from traditional marriage and traditional marriage&quot; that has survived? Well, we better get with the Biblical tradition of marriage: polygamy and cooperative child rearing, communal as it may seem.
of course, US america has done nothing else to merit the wrath of god.
or the bond markets.
Pat has done more for the Atheist movement than anyone else. Carry on Pat.
Which is why Massachusetts, the state with the longest tradition of gay marriage, has had multiple earthquakes, tsunamis and floods.
Well, it did have the Bulgers.
I didn&#039;t watch the video and I won&#039;t. The last thing I need is some bible thumping turd telling me how I should live. And worse is that he sticks his nose into the straight versus gay argument. I don&#039;t care because I just the couple to be happy. Pat, go sell some bumper stickers and Jesus bobbleheads while your pandering for money.
And show us your tax records and demonstrate your giving your proceeds to something more valuable than an I-Pad app called &quot;Pat&#039;s favorite Jesus sing-a-long songs.&quot; You&#039;re nothing but fucking used car salesman - your more dangerous because you think you have some special spiritual power because of the tee-vee.