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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Silly. If Jebus had intended us to drive small Japanese cars he wouldn't have put both L and R in our alphabet.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

It's Agent 13.

WA Bishop's avatar

Good ol' Christians. The story of creation has to be literally true as read, but the book of Revelation can apply to any hoo-di-doo thing they want.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"There’s an embarrassment factor about this,"

Yes, Pat, there certainly is. What's really weird is that you don't feel it.

chascates's avatar

Clean-shaven Jesus looks like Emo Phillips.

bobbert's avatar

What about 665, the Neighbor of the Beast?

bobbert's avatar

Depends on the mark up.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Does that book cost $6.66?

Fartknocker's avatar

If I take a Bitcoin, place it my 1941 Victrola and I reverse the turntable, my Victrola says SATAN.

Painter of Goats's avatar

I'm sporting a "mark of the beast". I get one whenever I play "mouse in a blanket" with my cat. (He <i>always</i> wins.)

The Quirk's avatar

W/ modern recognition technology, you already HAVE the Mark on your head and hands-- it's called fingerprints and a face.

Jared James's avatar

Doesn't Germany call their money the euro?