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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Silly. If Jebus had intended us to drive small Japanese cars he wouldn't have put both L and R in our alphabet.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

It's Agent 13.

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WA Bishop's avatar

Good ol' Christians. The story of creation has to be literally true as read, but the book of Revelation can apply to any hoo-di-doo thing they want.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"There’s an embarrassment factor about this,"

Yes, Pat, there certainly is. What's really weird is that you don't feel it.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

You know nothing...

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chascates's avatar

Clean-shaven Jesus looks like Emo Phillips.

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bobbert's avatar

What about 665, the Neighbor of the Beast?

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bobbert's avatar

Depends on the mark up.

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Ikimizi's avatar

SCHOENKOPF!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Does that book cost $6.66?

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Fartknocker's avatar

If I take a Bitcoin, place it my 1941 Victrola and I reverse the turntable, my Victrola says SATAN.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

I'm sporting a "mark of the beast". I get one whenever I play "mouse in a blanket" with my cat. (He <i>always</i> wins.)

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The Quirk's avatar

W/ modern recognition technology, you already HAVE the Mark on your head and hands-- it's called fingerprints and a face.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Nein, nein, nein!!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

DREIGROSCHENOPER libel!

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Jared James's avatar

Doesn't Germany call their money the euro?

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