Pat Robertson decided to open his frothy mouthhole and spew terrible advice to lonely self-hating shut-ins who still watch The 700 Club. On tap this time was a mother worried because her 21-year old daughter is amurderer rapist heathen MethodistLESBIAN!! What's more, the parents had no idea:
Softball players? Girly-girls. Likewise for lady golfers. Women who play football? Gettin' there but still too dainty. They ain't shit compared to women who play hockey. Seriously, if you want the toughest of the tough, there is only one sport, one sport to rule them all: women's curling.
<a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Texas_v._Johnson" target="_blank">Texas v. Johnson</a> (US Supreme Court, 1989) The law is not constitutional. What shit-fer-brains lawyer is representing this kid?
lol, I almost mentioned that song- old peoplez FTW!
Does she like gladiator movies?
I have a pulse. Do you have a pulse too? Wanna be my pulse mate?
Softball players? Girly-girls. Likewise for lady golfers. Women who play football? Gettin&#039; there but still too dainty. They ain&#039;t shit compared to women who play hockey. Seriously, if you want the toughest of the tough, there is only one sport, one sport to rule them all: women&#039;s curling.
Research. Lots and lots of research.
He went once and saw an abomination: human actors playing feline characters.
Enough to make you sick to your stomach.
<a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Texas_v._Johnson" target="_blank">Texas v. Johnson</a> (US Supreme Court, 1989) The law is not constitutional. What shit-fer-brains lawyer is representing this kid?
<i>Happens to most of us, <strike>eventually</strike> repeatedly.</i>
oh come on NPR. two fucking prime time evening spots dedicated to rand fucking paul?
and i have to actually <i>listen</i> to this drawling randian twit whose laugh lands somewhere between frat boy and bela lugosi?
oh and what the fuck is wrong with you kentucky??!?!
(sorry OT).
#notallkentuckians I swear. Some of us are pretty gawddam upset.
Ummm, she drives a Subaru. That should have been a dead giveaway...
<i>&quot;But why is she that way?&rdquo; he wondered.</i>
God made her that way because he likes rainbows and hates Pat Robertson.
a stiffy for a stiff
<i>&quot;...we spent the last three hours googling &ldquo;girl on girl movies&rdquo; and watching them&quot;</i>
if it only took three hours, you&#039;re doing it wrong.
<i>And straight [actors] to play homosexuals.</i>
Well, that certainly is a departure from traditional show biz.
Attitudes about S-E-X were so dang wholesome before Hollywoodland came along.