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You could try beer, but chances are pretty good you'd just get your ass kicked.

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I respectfully disagree on the grounds that I do not suck dick religiously.

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So long as they're not gay. And if they are, well, that's why God made AIDS.

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Yeah well, any vaginamerican who wants to talk basketball is obviously a lesbian. You shouldn't set of his gaydar like that.

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Marcy only.

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There were other professions that outscored clergy? I pray I never meet one of whatever they are.

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Methinks he prayed too much of the Wardrobe Department away.

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When the Mormon Missionary guys ring my doorbell, I don't invite them into my house.

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For whole days at a time, I am able to forget the fact that Pat Robertson exists, and life seems good. Then he opens his festering piehole and vomits his hateful bigotry again. Here's hoping in the New Year he moves over to Dead Breitbart's end of the actuarial table. (with votes, of course!)

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I'd love to invite you in, but I'm afraid of hurricanes and earthquakes.

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Yeah, that'll be the day!

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Chosen people vs chosen lifestyle. Bingo!

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Or we could be more ecumenical and make it "Pray Yahweh away".

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Yes, it's a scientific fact that all lesbians drive pickup trucks, mostly because it accessorizes well with their flannel shirts.

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"you don’t want to show them that that’s an acceptable lifestyle for your family.”

Heaven forbid your kids think you tolerate other people's lifestyles, right? What a miserable fucknut -- and shitty Xtian -- this guy is.

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OMG! Same here! This must be more than a coincidence.

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