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Jared James's avatar

You could try beer, but chances are pretty good you'd just get your ass kicked.

The Quirk's avatar

I respectfully disagree on the grounds that I do not suck dick religiously.

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So long as they're not gay. And if they are, well, that's why God made AIDS.

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Yeah well, any vaginamerican who wants to talk basketball is obviously a lesbian. You shouldn't set of his gaydar like that.

Jared James's avatar

There were other professions that outscored clergy? I pray I never meet one of whatever they are.

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Methinks he prayed too much of the Wardrobe Department away.

diogenez's avatar

When the Mormon Missionary guys ring my doorbell, I don't invite them into my house.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

For whole days at a time, I am able to forget the fact that Pat Robertson exists, and life seems good. Then he opens his festering piehole and vomits his hateful bigotry again. Here's hoping in the New Year he moves over to Dead Breitbart's end of the actuarial table. (with votes, of course!)

schmannity's avatar

I'd love to invite you in, but I'm afraid of hurricanes and earthquakes.

WA Bishop's avatar

Yeah, that'll be the day!

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Chosen people vs chosen lifestyle. Bingo!

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Or we could be more ecumenical and make it "Pray Yahweh away".

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Yes, it's a scientific fact that all lesbians drive pickup trucks, mostly because it accessorizes well with their flannel shirts.

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"you don’t want to show them that that’s an acceptable lifestyle for your family.”

Heaven forbid your kids think you tolerate other people's lifestyles, right? What a miserable fucknut -- and shitty Xtian -- this guy is.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

OMG! Same here! This must be more than a coincidence.