It's time for another episode of Pat Robertson answers an email from a viewer who probably doesn't exist! What's wrong, "Elizabeth"? Oh, you are a grandmommy, and your 6-year-old grandson hates Jesus? That sounds bad! Wait, he doesn't even BELIEVE in Jesus, because he is an atheist? Does your grandson
"Fill those pews, people! Get 'em while they're young and keep 'em for life!""Sort of like the tobacco companies.""Christ, if we only had their numbers."
OK I think Pat needs to hear this....Religion is like a penis. It's ok to have one. It's even ok to be proud of it. Just please don't pull it out in public and wave it around.... and for the love of (Please insert deity here) DO NOT SHOVE IT DOWN MY KIDS THROAT!!!
And our fellow nutballs on the extreme left can't think of any reasons beyond future SCOTUS appointments to make damn sure a tea bagging fundie doesn't end up in the White House?
Just turn him on to the Davey and Goliath archives on YouTube - this was state-of-the-art child indoctrination in my day... https://youtu.be/CT59BZZYovA
Superbook looks awesome! Lots of death, some nudity AND a robot makes it fun for the whole family. Spoiler Alert: Isaac's altar scene will disappoint snuff film fetishists.
The biggest problem with today's Evangelicals is that they have replaced the loving, caring God of the New Testament with the vengeful, spiteful one of the Old Testament. I thought "Christian" meant following Christ? But hey, that's just me.
Yes. It's why they're so bad at the oral sex.
Yeah, it's all fun and games until Goliath tells Davey to take an axe to his parents to kill the demons inside them.
"Fill those pews, people! Get 'em while they're young and keep 'em for life!""Sort of like the tobacco companies.""Christ, if we only had their numbers."
He needs to get his elbow up.
OK I think Pat needs to hear this....Religion is like a penis. It's ok to have one. It's even ok to be proud of it. Just please don't pull it out in public and wave it around.... and for the love of (Please insert deity here) DO NOT SHOVE IT DOWN MY KIDS THROAT!!!
Pat Robertson? How about focusing on ELECTED Republican Christo-fascists (meaning the entire GOP lineup)?
"Ted Cruz Appears With Anti-Gay Hate Group American Family Association, Openly Advocates Theocracy"
Right Wing Watch has the goods (shared via LGF): http://littlegreenfootballs...
And our fellow nutballs on the extreme left can't think of any reasons beyond future SCOTUS appointments to make damn sure a tea bagging fundie doesn't end up in the White House?
Mind-numbing.
" ... and you are gonna pay a lot for that muffler! SorryNotSorry."
Your hide I'll blister, o atheist mister!
Oh, Davey ... !
Just turn him on to the Davey and Goliath archives on YouTube - this was state-of-the-art child indoctrination in my day... https://youtu.be/CT59BZZYovA
Superbook looks awesome! Lots of death, some nudity AND a robot makes it fun for the whole family. Spoiler Alert: Isaac's altar scene will disappoint snuff film fetishists.
"Is there any way you can cram Jesus down your grandchild's throat?"
The biggest problem with today's Evangelicals is that they have replaced the loving, caring God of the New Testament with the vengeful, spiteful one of the Old Testament. I thought "Christian" meant following Christ? But hey, that's just me.
"Sugar melts and goes away, but vinegar lasts forever." -The Residents
Whatever...er, I mean wherever.
Wherever!