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It's been noted before that he's nervous around anyone (or anything) smarter than he is.

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Possibly the exact same database also, too.

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Hopefully JUST stale and not, you know, really, really fresh.

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I'VE BEEN TRYING, BUT THE MAN HAS NO SOUL FOR ME TO TAKE. SORRY, HE'S JUST NOT ON MY LIST.

- DEATH

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Nah, he had the stage crew supercharge his wheelchair.

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'Lucky bastard!'

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I know what she's thinking: 'Wow, cold water DOES make them shrink.'

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Jif: for when Fido's just not that into you.

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What, no stockings?

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Lamb casserole?

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Man-on-girrafe? I know everything is supposed to be bigger in Texas, but come on!

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Well, I'm not gonna stop talking about my fiancee. OR my Studebaker.

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Cuts way down on travel time.

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Creflo Dollar will be right over to borrow some of it for his new Gulfstream.

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No one gives a hoot about your stupid fiancee.

But please, tell me about the Studebaker . . .

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Do a search for "French she-ass" . . .

http://www.salon.com/2013/1...

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