Just replace the pot with Jesus dorms! "We did it with video," Pat Robertson says. Let's do it with video! All we need to rehabilitate pot smokers is a VHS with some trippy video sequences. Glenn Beck agrees, actually. The only problem with all of this, of course, is that it would make the Mexicans and the pot-smoking teenagers less scary. We need all the scary things we can get in this country. Because when you're not scared, you actually take a look at yourself and your surroundings. And that's a very unproductive, POTHEAD thing to do. [
Good thing Noah also had two of each kind of weed on the ark. Or maybe one of his sons brought that on board -- I'm looking at you Ham. I wonder if they'll include that in the Noah's Ark Ride. Mmmmm, ham .... I'm getting kinda hungry.
Ha! The old miser is just thinking of a way to make more munies for himself. If he can get all the grannies and trailer trash fundies hooked on pot he'll clean up by selling his special "Righteous Jesus Weed" to them.
Why should all those evil Messican drug lords make all the big bucks?
Oh, but it shows the years as well. Pat Robertson is actually right once, and once only.
i can't watch 4 minutes of glenn beck.
Mushroom cloud, maybe.
I always pictured Pat as a mushroom kind of a guy.
Decriminalization is a great idea except I am against anything that might make Beck more paranoid.
Good thing Noah also had two of each kind of weed on the ark. Or maybe one of his sons brought that on board -- I'm looking at you Ham. I wonder if they'll include that in the Noah's Ark Ride. Mmmmm, ham .... I'm getting kinda hungry.
Ha! The old miser is just thinking of a way to make more munies for himself. If he can get all the grannies and trailer trash fundies hooked on pot he'll clean up by selling his special "Righteous Jesus Weed" to them.
Why should all those evil Messican drug lords make all the big bucks?
Next video I&#039;m expecting to see on Wonkette: <b>Rush Limbaugh Argues for Racial Sensitivity</b>.