So apparently back on Wednesday there was a massive power surge that knocked out power to the US Capitol for 30 minutes or so, thanks to apocalypse-level winds of 47 miles per hour.
Shouldn't God be a little concerned about all the other important things that need his attention, like making sure some sportsball teams win, and some lose?
So God is so powerful that his holy message of "Global Warming Doesn't Exist" is completely undone if you reschedule your discussions about it during the day.
To really prove there is no Global Warming, God could theoretically do something more effective, like make the planet stop getting warmer. But I guess playing a little prank on one political party is probably a lot more effective.
Maybe we can sell them on the notion that God is changing the climate? Evidently, any stupid reason is reason enough for God; we just need to make it convincing.
God wants them to drive 50 miles to Wal-Mart in humongous SUVs at 80 mph (and live in McMansions, in scorching climates, with the A/C set to 65°), so we'd still have some work to do, but it might be a step in the right (haha) direction.
There are more planets in the universe (by a factor of a zillion) than there are days in 14 billion years, so Pat's Sky-God is a busy prankster. Oh wait - it's only 6,000 years? That's 2.2 million days . . . Sky-God's gonna be very, very busy just pranking on the Milky Way. Maybe He contracts out the work on the other 100,000,000,000 galaxies.
Apparently Robertson's God is a total dooosh.
Shouldn't God be a little concerned about all the other important things that need his attention, like making sure some sportsball teams win, and some lose?
So God is so powerful that his holy message of "Global Warming Doesn't Exist" is completely undone if you reschedule your discussions about it during the day.
To really prove there is no Global Warming, God could theoretically do something more effective, like make the planet stop getting warmer. But I guess playing a little prank on one political party is probably a lot more effective.
*Turns on generator*
WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW, PAT ROBERTSON?!
You didn&#039;t ask her why <i>she</i> didn&#039;t stop it? Missed opportunities, dude.
Don&#039;t do it! Flava Flav&#039;s used that tub.
Pure win.
Silly. What happened in Gomorrah stayed in Gomorrah.
Ignorant rightwing fuckwits . . . wachagonnadoo?
Maybe we can sell them on the notion that God is changing the climate? Evidently, any stupid reason is reason enough for God; we just need to make it convincing.
God wants them to drive 50 miles to Wal-Mart in humongous SUVs at 80 mph (and live in McMansions, in scorching climates, with the A/C set to 65&deg;), so we&#039;d still have some work to do, but it might be a step in the right (haha) direction.
There are more planets in the universe (by a factor of a zillion) than there are days in 14 billion years, so Pat&#039;s Sky-God is a busy prankster. Oh wait - it&#039;s only 6,000 years? That&#039;s 2.2 million days . . . Sky-God&#039;s gonna be very, very busy just pranking on the Milky Way. Maybe He contracts out the work on the other 100,000,000,000 galaxies.
Xtards suck at math.
Got the receipt around here somewhere...
How the fuck could he be stupider than Ashton Kutcher??? I&#039;ve got hammers smarter than him!
He must be referring to his Own Personal Jesus.
Yet, strangley, couldn&#039;t be bothered to stop slavery or the Holocaust.
Well, that&#039;s clearly an act of Satan.