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I think it's called "Lucky".

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What really pisses me off about Pat is not so much that he’s batshit crazy giving advice to stupid people is that after he’s done dispensing this Christian Crap™ he turns around and says “now give me all your money.”

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Jesus Chrysler drives a Dodge -- The Screaming Blue Messiahs

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Pat Robertson discusses trannys. That's something I would have never predicted.

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Dude on dude snake handling is RIGHT OUT!

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Only applies if you're in Wisconsin. And not Scott Walker.

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Last time, he just rode on an ass. So maybe he'd hop on Pat Robertson's back?

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Never go full aynal.

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"Look at my face." If they can continue after that, they deserve anything they can get away with.

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<i>...her Biblical obligation was to stone mom to death.</i>

<horrified>You mean mom was cooking shellfish?!</horrified>

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Pat <i>was</i> this man's trans girlfriend.... and now you know the <i>rest</i> of the story.

It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

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Woah, Pretty Pat's legs just go on until next week! Shwing!

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What is the telephone number where these crank calls can be placed? Asking for a friend.

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No, but there is a Pat Robertson/meatloaf video that is worse.

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Funny. My response would have been, "Tell me more."

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oh dear god. i haz teh hysterical blindness.

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