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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I think it's called "Lucky".

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

What really pisses me off about Pat is not so much that he’s batshit crazy giving advice to stupid people is that after he’s done dispensing this Christian Crap™ he turns around and says “now give me all your money.”

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Jesus Chrysler drives a Dodge -- The Screaming Blue Messiahs

Fartknocker's avatar

Pat Robertson discusses trannys. That's something I would have never predicted.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Dude on dude snake handling is RIGHT OUT!

The Quirk's avatar

Only applies if you're in Wisconsin. And not Scott Walker.

The Quirk's avatar

Last time, he just rode on an ass. So maybe he'd hop on Pat Robertson's back?

The Quirk's avatar

Never go full aynal.

The Quirk's avatar

"Look at my face." If they can continue after that, they deserve anything they can get away with.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>...her Biblical obligation was to stone mom to death.</i>

<horrified>You mean mom was cooking shellfish?!</horrified>

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Pat <i>was</i> this man's trans girlfriend.... and now you know the <i>rest</i> of the story.

It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Woah, Pretty Pat's legs just go on until next week! Shwing!

schmannity's avatar

What is the telephone number where these crank calls can be placed? Asking for a friend.

schmannity's avatar

No, but there is a Pat Robertson/meatloaf video that is worse.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Funny. My response would have been, "Tell me more."

diogenez's avatar

oh dear god. i haz teh hysterical blindness.