According to frothy wingnut internet rag Newsmax, the desperate and comically flailing Romney campaign is about to “unleash” bellicose cartoon human Donald Trump to help Mitt Romney win the vote of angry white men who make less than $35,000 a year. In the article by discredited conservative fabricator Ed Klein, the author of “Amateur: Barak Obama in the White House” claims that an insider close to Mitt’s “brain trust” told him that. And is Trump up for the job? And how! It’s already brought him attention on Fox News where he claimed that
Yeah, there's a reason I didn't take math after grade 12. Mostly that I sucked at it. A C in calculus would have been a miracle for me. Kudos! Actually, my proudest mark was a C+; I had a bunch of B+ and a few A's in my history courses, but my C+ was earned in a seminar course with a fairly distinguished scholar. I really worked for that mark.
Stephen Colbert does a good job of it. Every time I read a Trump quote, I hear Stephen's voice (which is a hell of a lot better than hearing Trump's)
Lenny and Squiggy
Also not rhyming, but Pinky and... Pinky, because there is no brain.
I had it for a couple of days, but it has apparently returned to Jupiter.
Just keep your puss clean, no prob.
Enough with the poetry.
Yeah, there's a reason I didn't take math after grade 12. Mostly that I sucked at it. A C in calculus would have been a miracle for me. Kudos! Actually, my proudest mark was a C+; I had a bunch of B+ and a few A's in my history courses, but my C+ was earned in a seminar course with a fairly distinguished scholar. I really worked for that mark.
I know. DAMN that man is cool!
It's hard to decide which one I prefer: Obama taking down Trump, or Colbert taking down Bush. Both classics.
that's much worse than just being touched...
Stephen Colbert does a good job of it. Every time I read a Trump quote, I hear Stephen's voice (which is a hell of a lot better than hearing Trump's)
D+ in Latin. There were always better things to do of a Tuesday night.
Andy Kaufman libel!
though I do have to admit, if you repeat verbatim those things in Latka's voice they DO make much more sense...
that's not class, that's santorum...
That is just so full of win. The look on Trump's face throughout is priceless.
where's Sarah McLachlan when you need her?
that baby needs moar dancing...