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Vienna Woods's avatar

Lenny and Squiggy

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Also not rhyming, but Pinky and... Pinky, because there is no brain.

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bobbert's avatar

I had it for a couple of days, but it has apparently returned to Jupiter.

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bobbert's avatar

Just keep your puss clean, no prob.

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bobbert's avatar

Enough with the poetry.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Yeah, there's a reason I didn't take math after grade 12. Mostly that I sucked at it. A C in calculus would have been a miracle for me. Kudos! Actually, my proudest mark was a C+; I had a bunch of B+ and a few A's in my history courses, but my C+ was earned in a seminar course with a fairly distinguished scholar. I really worked for that mark.

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I know. DAMN that man is cool!

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It's hard to decide which one I prefer: Obama taking down Trump, or Colbert taking down Bush. Both classics.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that's much worse than just being touched...

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Stephen Colbert does a good job of it. Every time I read a Trump quote, I hear Stephen's voice (which is a hell of a lot better than hearing Trump's)

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Vienna Woods's avatar

D+ in Latin. There were always better things to do of a Tuesday night.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Andy Kaufman libel!

though I do have to admit, if you repeat verbatim those things in Latka's voice they DO make much more sense...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that's not class, that's santorum...

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Vienna Woods's avatar

That is just so full of win. The look on Trump's face throughout is priceless.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

where's Sarah McLachlan when you need her?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that baby needs moar dancing...

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