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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Fauci sold 51,000 baseball cards? Trump killed 150,000 Americans. Check. And. Mate.

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Querolous's avatar

Hillary. Heads explode.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Because Trump doesn't know shit about TrumpGrammar™.

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And the pitcher and catcher talk to each other with secret code signs. It's like a conspiracy.

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Crackpate's avatar

So that's how my band Screaming Penis got booked at the last minute. Wish you were here.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

The Washington Football Team needs a new name. The Washington Ramps.

Go Ramps!

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That thing would have landed splat in Trump's face.

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They removed his star at Grauman's Chinese Theatre because it was getting vandalized so much, so he lost that, too.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

The explanation is simple. No one, in his entire life, ever said, "What's wrong with you, man?" to him.

They all just think it.

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Leftflank's avatar

3rd base coach is a real mind blower.

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Querolous's avatar

I hear that TV ratings have been pretty good but stadium attendance has been flat.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Drumpf always includes "and much else" when he lists what he's doing. No, go on Donnie, what else? We have time for a long list, because nobody is working now because of you.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Was attending a fund raiser the "and much else?"

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Would've been a meme for the ages…

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The charity was for children with AIDS, because of course it was.

Drumpf also used to bundle donations from other people. He would take their money, then send a check to a charity with only his name on it.

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Regret's avatar

I can't believe I'm saying this: Goatse libel.

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