Beyond parody.
Fauci sold 51,000 baseball cards? Trump killed 150,000 Americans. Check. And. Mate.
Hillary. Heads explode.
Because Trump doesn't know shit about TrumpGrammar™.
And the pitcher and catcher talk to each other with secret code signs. It's like a conspiracy.
So that's how my band Screaming Penis got booked at the last minute. Wish you were here.
The Washington Football Team needs a new name. The Washington Ramps.
Go Ramps!
That thing would have landed splat in Trump's face.
They removed his star at Grauman's Chinese Theatre because it was getting vandalized so much, so he lost that, too.
The explanation is simple. No one, in his entire life, ever said, "What's wrong with you, man?" to him.
They all just think it.
3rd base coach is a real mind blower.
I hear that TV ratings have been pretty good but stadium attendance has been flat.
Drumpf always includes "and much else" when he lists what he's doing. No, go on Donnie, what else? We have time for a long list, because nobody is working now because of you.
Was attending a fund raiser the "and much else?"
Would've been a meme for the ages…
The charity was for children with AIDS, because of course it was.
Drumpf also used to bundle donations from other people. He would take their money, then send a check to a charity with only his name on it.
I can't believe I'm saying this: Goatse libel.
Fauci sold 51,000 baseball cards? Trump killed 150,000 Americans. Check. And. Mate.
Hillary. Heads explode.
Because Trump doesn't know shit about TrumpGrammar™.
And the pitcher and catcher talk to each other with secret code signs. It's like a conspiracy.
So that's how my band Screaming Penis got booked at the last minute. Wish you were here.
The Washington Football Team needs a new name. The Washington Ramps.
Go Ramps!
That thing would have landed splat in Trump's face.
They removed his star at Grauman's Chinese Theatre because it was getting vandalized so much, so he lost that, too.
The explanation is simple. No one, in his entire life, ever said, "What's wrong with you, man?" to him.
They all just think it.
3rd base coach is a real mind blower.
I hear that TV ratings have been pretty good but stadium attendance has been flat.
Drumpf always includes "and much else" when he lists what he's doing. No, go on Donnie, what else? We have time for a long list, because nobody is working now because of you.
Was attending a fund raiser the "and much else?"
Would've been a meme for the ages…
The charity was for children with AIDS, because of course it was.
Drumpf also used to bundle donations from other people. He would take their money, then send a check to a charity with only his name on it.
I can't believe I'm saying this: Goatse libel.