We were so very glad that CPAC was over, but we forgot that there would be post-CPAC pieces until everything turns into a SXSW thinkpiece, which doesn't happen until about 3: 30 am tomorrow.
<i>I met her at the Heritage Foundation Christmas party.</i>&hellip;.
No way that story is going to end well.
I am still trying to figure out what this means, &quot;if only by comparison.&quot;
WTF, does that mean she&#039;s only hot when stood next to little gerbil-human hybrids?
Grover Norquist IS pretty sexy, when you think about it.
-- Florida Bug Eyed Dog Molester Guy
So the boy got his Ashe hauled.
The Schow must go on...
Did Howley borrow James Keefe&#039;s pimp outfit? Because it sure didn&#039;t work for Keefe, either.
What school is that? My sister goes to another school - maybe she knows her?
Hey - they have MySpace in Canada! What&#039;s her name? I&#039;ll ask my sister to check her out.
I had a girl friend but she died in a terrible accident. Worst kiln explosion in school history!
The real question is: How terribad was her ex?
He&#039;s going to be pretty happy when he finds out...
She looked hot compared to Grover Norquist? Does that mean five o&#039;clock shadow instead of a full beard?
When dating, remember: what would Machiavelli or Nixon do?
Pat was a total freak in the sheets.
The amount of fucks I give about this asshat is not a cosmic number.
Evidently, until she comes across something better. I give her until Thursday.
I am now deeply saddened for my entire species. You know, the Canadian species.
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<i>I met her at the Heritage Foundation Christmas party.</i>&hellip;.
No way that story is going to end well.
I am still trying to figure out what this means, &quot;if only by comparison.&quot;
WTF, does that mean she&#039;s only hot when stood next to little gerbil-human hybrids?
Grover Norquist IS pretty sexy, when you think about it.
-- Florida Bug Eyed Dog Molester Guy
So the boy got his Ashe hauled.
The Schow must go on...
Did Howley borrow James Keefe&#039;s pimp outfit? Because it sure didn&#039;t work for Keefe, either.
What school is that? My sister goes to another school - maybe she knows her?
Hey - they have MySpace in Canada! What&#039;s her name? I&#039;ll ask my sister to check her out.
I had a girl friend but she died in a terrible accident. Worst kiln explosion in school history!
The real question is: How terribad was her ex?
He&#039;s going to be pretty happy when he finds out...
She looked hot compared to Grover Norquist? Does that mean five o&#039;clock shadow instead of a full beard?
When dating, remember: what would Machiavelli or Nixon do?
Pat was a total freak in the sheets.
The amount of fucks I give about this asshat is not a cosmic number.
Evidently, until she comes across something better. I give her until Thursday.
I am now deeply saddened for my entire species. You know, the Canadian species.
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