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There's always the <a href="http:\/\/www.conservapedia.com\/Paul_Revere" target="_blank">conservapedia</a> version.

Actually, I just checked it, and they've finally figured out that they look like complete morons if they let the Palinistas fuck up the page. They settled on misrepresenting what Palin said (Revere "caused bells to be rung" and "resulted in the British being warned"), and dredged up a cite to a historian who "verified" those events. (Citing NPR -- that must have pained them greatly!) The talk page, where the nutjobs got bitchslapped, is fairly amusing.

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Remember in Airplane! when Robert Stack slugged that Hare Krisna? Good times.

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ns: Maracas or mancacas?

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Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Snacks, Horseshit, Insanity, and Teabaggery. Those are the products of the teatard economy - and the acronym works out nicely.

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No wonder the economy is in the tank - it's now illegal to drum up some business.

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The Paultards were probably relieved that this guy was no longer driving people away form their tent. My money says they're the ones who complained.

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DZ: Thank you! It's correct to be nice - much more nice to be correct.

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It looks like they settled on "liberals did it", so as to make them look stupid. (Like they need the help.)

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In a market economy, the drummer would stop drumming after the booth lost visitors because of all the obnoxious noise he was making.

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The "T" stands for "The Greatest Band Ever."

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So true.

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Exactly, and in Paypalwaterworld he would get tossed over board.

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Enough already with the candy-ass libertarianism. I say we get serious.

I call upon President Paul to give an entirely new mission to the ATF, along with a new name. No longer will windbreaker-wearing thugs enforce regulatory, freedom-restricting "laws."

The new agency will be a partnership with the private sector to ensure a free marketplace for the important products in a Free Democracy.

The new name will be the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Motorcycles, Pornography, Tattoos, and Snack Foods.

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Hey, it's all he had to give! You don't just show up to adore the Messiah without bringing something. It'd be rude.

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I don't think "holy" is really the word...

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