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Boone's avatar

These guys are true patriots. We need more men like patriot front.

Rachael's avatar

Even as a child I often wondered why it was so vitally important to these people that an all-powerful, all-knowing, immortal, one-of-a-kind spiritual being must have a mammalian penis and a y chromosome.

FredRock's avatar

Nice Job Dominic! Wow.

jeffw's avatar

All religion breeds intolerance.

Ill-Advised's avatar

Led by someone named Rousseau. Damn it, people, please stop digging up irony only to kill it again. It's disrespectful. Not even pigeons are showing up for the spectacle anymore.

Thomas B.'s avatar

Well done, wizened gentleman on the Metro. Fuck those assholes, indeed. With rusty Rebar, preferably.

Pixeloid's avatar

I thought all of these groups joined ICE. Are they being paid for this or is it their day off?

Cheryl from Maryland's avatar

Sorry, Mr. Gwinn, Largo is in PG County, MD.

Jens TINGLEFF's avatar

Masking up, just like the Klan.

They do not seem nice.

theCryptofishist's avatar

Fuck! The White Rose was literal resistance against the literal Nazis who were executed by them. How fucking dare they!

(Yes, I know, they'll grab anything for legitimacy. It's another thing that makes them assholes.)

DrBDH's avatar

How sad. Those boys could join something useful instead, like 4-H. Now they’ll probably end up washing out of ICE, if it still exists when they reach puberty.

Hirightnow's avatar

It takes about a half a day to learn how to march in unison; some of it is guiding to the guy next to you and in front of you, the rest is practicing (a.k.a. "marching").

Of course, my experience was among high-school-educated young men with the nads to enlist and the brains to get through the ASVAB, so maybe I'm expecting too much from these fine white (although I swear the one dude's eyes look Asian...) patriots.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

My experience was playing in the high school marching band. It's the same whichever organization that one is in, and you're correct about the guiding, spacing, and marching. What makes it interesting is not getting your instrument in someone else's space while marching and playing, and not getting too close to the girls' flag corp. Those flags will take your eye out!

eddi-SABH's avatar

Last pic = 10,000 words.