Patriotic Gore
From the Daily Show:
![patrioticgore patrioticgore](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fwonkette.substack.com%2Fp%2Fpatrioticgore.jpg)
Now you, too, can own "government-issue" coins coated in silver recovered from Ground Zero. They say the coins only cost $49.95, but that doesn't include also giving up your self-respect and dignity.
Coin collector turned grave digger [Uneasy Silence]