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You can't trust them air conditioner repairmen, especially in Texas.

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Hmm. I never got that much money for anything.

Sounds like I missed my vocation as a crook.

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He ducts and runs for cover!

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Promoting from within when you can't hire bright people to do the job to begin with had consequences. Who would have thought?

(Writer has experience working with police departments.)

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I read the delivering a baby section in a Nursing Photobook decades ago. I'd rather not, thank you. (Until then, what little I "knew" about birthing babies was from movies and TV shows. I had no idea the process was so messy.)

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That cat does not look suspicious. That cat's expression is clearly saying, "Yes, he's an idiot, but he's MY idiot."

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This is actually their thing now, they are turning into vigilante terrorists.

It's not pretty.

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TBF they do have to edit it to make it somewhat believable.

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"An actual R conspiracy that went nowhere because incompetence" describes the entire Trump presidency.

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I don't know what else to do. I've already confessed my wife and I stole the election with a "borrowed" Dodge Caravan Full O' Votes. We seriously drove all the way from California to New York, replacing Trump votes with Biden votes all the way in a mere 24hrs, for nothing? No one uses utility vans anymore! And where was the guy's giant vat of coffee, huh? Damn phoney vote stealers.

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Aguirre, The Wrath of The Liberty Center For God and Country

Neat...

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Sounds like Steven Hotze wasted a lot of money.

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The sender should always be sure to use a sturdy box and lots of packing peanuts, the guys in the sorting room tend to toss them around.

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I wrote a paper on the Albigensian Crusade. I despise that quote and its whole euphemistic cover of genocide

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Hotze is also a Qanon nutter

https://www.vice.com/en/art...

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Aguirre rammed the man on the second try-- this poor man who got up at the crack of dawn to go to his AC job and is just driving along-- then he gets rammed-- on the second try-- by this black SUV, and he gets out to see if the rammer is all right. The rammer pretends to be hurt, so the victim goes over to him and the rammer pulls his gun and grabs him. What a beautiful guy. And his lawyer says the victim 'lunged at him. so that's where the confrontation came in.'

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