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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Tell him he can find great deals on Russian Amputee Brides (yes, there is such a thing). Just think of it as Cupid's Scratch 'n Dent Sale.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Someone should paint a picture showing how Reagen, Falwell, the WBC, et al have been driving us toward a a Theocratic Plutocracy.

I'll take Socialism, thank you very much.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

And he cured the sick, even if they had a pre-existing condition!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I like how the kid with the John Birch text is on the side of the "good guys".

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PubOption's avatar

I moved my cursor across the painting, to get McNaughton's description of what he was painting. I suspect some of the text needs revising to meet Republican orthodoxy, especially with regards to the teacher. Also Frederick Douglass and Susan B. Anthony are included among the good guys.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Sorry for the horror, Tom. You will notice, however, that I didn't provide any links. Friends don't link friends to Russian websites.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Me too, actually. My Cupid's comment was probably tasteless, but that's my nature. I usually respond with dark humor when faced with the unspeakable.

I would have been a riot at Bush II's inauguration or in Mordor.

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fuflans's avatar

oh yes, but please do.

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fuflans's avatar

there is no way - NO WAY - i am googling 'never again'.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

bisexual AND bi-racial. Is that the only black person in the collection? Oh dear.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Would it be funny if the complaints at BYU were because it didn't show JC carrying the gold plates?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

We have nobody at BYU that sits back and says you’re not going to sell that fucking painting.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Maybe the commie liberlz at BYU will accept the follow-up <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/411524\/gahh-the-jesus-painting-blood-redux" target="_blank">version</a>?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Dear Jon McNaughton, One word. Glitter. Nuff said. MG

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

If you read between the lines of the story you'll realize that the Dean of the art department had had enough of the snide remarks at his dinner parties.

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