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That fucker is still alive isn't he? 98! Satan sure doesn't want to collect on that one.

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God only fuckin' knows what he's really up to.

No good. That's what he's up to. And I am not even god.

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New Britain, Connecticut, where this shitheel hails from, reveres his father, a former mayor who was apparently not a crook like his son. There, in fact, is a street in the city called "Paul Manafort Drive", named for the father. When Paul Jr. was found out for the corrupt POS he is, the City Council fought to change the name because of the disgrace of this traitor. Alas, they wimped out and only changed the signs to read "Paul Manafort Sr. Drive". Not good enough, frankly, but it's at least something to remind people that Paul Jr. is hated in his hometown.

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My ex went to grad school at Central Connecticut State High School in New Britain.

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“I’ll be donating my mink coat, ostrich feather boa, and this actual toupee to support Felons Arming Ukraine with Kindness & Rare Stuff (FAUKRS), my new NGO (New Grift for Oligarchs)!”

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You might be god. Have you checked?

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Introducing Paul Manfort’s Jailhouse Treats Truck!

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The rotting part is happening so 1/2.

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"...nobody wants to read Paul Manafort's self-referential old balls porn about "give them comfort," that is disgusting."

Great! Just fucking great! Only recently I updated the bedding and sheets at my house because of course I must. Everything was going smoothly until today. I found myself looking at my new comforter and wondering why it is even called "comforter".

Fuck it! I'm keeping the comforter and Paul Manafort can go fuck himself.

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He gotricher access to his stolen 💰 back (and, as the bag indicates, in dollars, not rubles)

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Actually, a lot of people don't -- only one of the things that gives these cruds space to con the others who want racism instead of healthcare for everyone

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They're effective for people who are as rich and crooked as he is.Everyone else eats dirt

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He's still looking for law firms with American branches who have Russian banks as clients since U.S. sanctions move so slowly

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Mere wheelbarrows may not be sufficient.

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I can do a lot of give comfort for a thousand dollars an hour!!!

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... Manafort, who made millions working for former pro-Russian Ukrainian President VIKTOR YANUKOVICH ...

Mainly by giving Yanukovich sartorial and tonsorial tips on how to look more like ... Paul Manafort.

Well, that, and how to violate the human rights of Yanukovich's enemies.

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