261 Comments

How vile of them to put a sportsball ball in your computer at all! Oh I’m turning into Dr. Seuss. Especially in something associated with your identity. [Typing this I had to see sportsball emojis. AOT,K! 😝]

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You are a sweetheart to help. And your instructions are so lovely and clear.Yours truly, A Desktop Software Hater 😊

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Implausible deniability?

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I am periodically gripped with the fear that he will actually do that. And bad dream-like everyone acts like it’s totally OK and normal. 😳

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For him, it should be sprayed gold.

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it's damned unfair

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Implausible stupidity? That actually applies to every single person associated with trump.

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Did not know. A regional term?

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AIEEEEEE I AM DYING LOOK AT THAT MANLY MANLINESS

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Norks is British but, like, dirty old man of the 70s slang. Nungas I've never actually heard in use.

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If it was popular with old dirty British men I like it even more.

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I got my computer for FREE, because of the lemon I'd purchased new. It works perfectly, but the problem above plagues me. I'll also have another laptop (not a Mac) for the new job I start next week. Monday I'll be shown the new program I have to use.

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OK, so not a sportsball fan. Think of it this way. You're trying to get out of detention in 6th grade. Your only chance is to have the monitor believe you are sick and need to go home. So you eat too many jelly beans in study hall and show up for detention green and shitting your pants. Then you go to jail.

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I'll take incriminating evidence for $1000 please.

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You get that free. What really sucks is getting shanked with your own spoon.

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