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I love you man...

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Canadian law prohibits such inhumane treatment of offenders.

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Furry Freak Brothers reference. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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First things first, asshat: Prove the Deep State exists anywhere outside the the echo chamber of the Grand Old Perverts party.

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Correct me if I’m wrong but they are basically saying, β€œ We don’t have access to the treasonous tapes so β€˜Murika is oppressing us”?

Do I have that right? I have been drinking. A bunch. Asking for a friend. Okay. Asking for me.

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I was here for the free guns. They were squirt guns. I got hosed. PUN!!!!!

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I have many friends that have done long stretches in prison. Being a guard is as bad as being a prisoner.

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When I need understanding about political philosophy I look to Kanye.

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The legal technical terms for refusal to appears .. you get hauled β€˜ ass and soul β€˜ by subpoena

Prosecutors working for Robert Mueller have made clear to Donald Trump’s legal team that the special counsel would consider a subpoena compelling the president to testify before a grand jury if he refuses to participate in a voluntary interview, according to two current U.S. officials.

https://www.bloomberg.com/n...

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It's time to send Manafort's lawyers a nice bouquet of straw (for clutching at) wrapped in a cloudy-soft crying towel.

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Right? I need to be legally compelled to leave the house, not stay in it.

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Judge Amy Berman had the best one-liner for Manafort's last thwarted attempt-- "I don't really see what's left of your case here".

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Pearls (for clutching at) would be nice, too.

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Haven't seen the guy in decades, he's a BFD Noo York cartoonist these days. But he does indeed rock.

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Thanks Rachel! You're the best!

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Genuine faux pearls, on a cotton string - maybe three or four wraps to hold the crying towel around the straw?

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