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Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

First things first, asshat: Prove the Deep State exists anywhere outside the the echo chamber of the Grand Old Perverts party.

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Correct me if I’m wrong but they are basically saying, β€œ We don’t have access to the treasonous tapes so β€˜Murika is oppressing us”?

Do I have that right? I have been drinking. A bunch. Asking for a friend. Okay. Asking for me.

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

I was here for the free guns. They were squirt guns. I got hosed. PUN!!!!!

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

I have many friends that have done long stretches in prison. Being a guard is as bad as being a prisoner.

Reverend of Infinity's avatar

When I need understanding about political philosophy I look to Kanye.

$267495827's avatar

The legal technical terms for refusal to appears .. you get hauled β€˜ ass and soul β€˜ by subpoena

Prosecutors working for Robert Mueller have made clear to Donald Trump’s legal team that the special counsel would consider a subpoena compelling the president to testify before a grand jury if he refuses to participate in a voluntary interview, according to two current U.S. officials.

https://www.bloomberg.com/n...

SkinlessGenderlessMan's avatar

It's time to send Manafort's lawyers a nice bouquet of straw (for clutching at) wrapped in a cloudy-soft crying towel.

Mr. Tusks, Esq.'s avatar

Right? I need to be legally compelled to leave the house, not stay in it.

Fr33th1nk3r's avatar

Judge Amy Berman had the best one-liner for Manafort's last thwarted attempt-- "I don't really see what's left of your case here".

Jena-Auerstedt's avatar

Pearls (for clutching at) would be nice, too.

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Haven't seen the guy in decades, he's a BFD Noo York cartoonist these days. But he does indeed rock.

phoenix00's avatar

Thanks Rachel! You're the best!

SkinlessGenderlessMan's avatar

Genuine faux pearls, on a cotton string - maybe three or four wraps to hold the crying towel around the straw?