Paul Ryan Arrests All The Olds At His Events, Probably So He Can Eat Them

Hey, remember when all those Tea Partiers got arrested at all the Democrats' town hall meetings two years ago? Oh, you don't, because none of them were arrested for, say, disturbing the peace, even though they had purposely coordinated not to make themselves heard but to drown out their Democratic congresspeople? Weird. Well, the longtime Wonkette reader will remember Zooey Deschanel's twin sister, Paul Ryan, arresting all (non-Tea Party) humans ever, but here is a nice bit of video from a different angle: namely, the angle of this old man being taken to the ground by the po-po. That will teach you to yell about your Medicare, Old Man.

Where is Ice T when we need him?