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I clued in on 3 references. But I missed the Steve Martin one.

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You're not, so no need to check yourself in just yet. Time enough for that in November.

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He used to talk to trees, you know. And that chair used to be one.

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AMC Gremlin Aqua with a weird white stripe. I loved that car. Looked like shit, V-8 engine, 3 speed manual transmission, and rack & pinion steering.

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The "all I need is this lamp" is from The Jerk (1979)... granted I was only 11, but still... death panel...

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My uncle had one of those. What were the other ones? Pacers? They were oddly shaped.

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Yup. Pacers. One of our neighbors had one.

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> "Let me say this, the man deserves a ton of credit for an amazing achievement, which is to bring millions of people into this party and to have a very impressive victory."

Wait, Trump promised BILLIONShttp://screencrush.com/442/...

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I was born a poor black child . . .

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A pear shaped car. Probably why AMC no longer exists.

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I had a friend whose last name was Ito. She rode in the car. Close enough?

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He gets blown up, right? So my thought is... Sparkle Pony is the bestest Pony.

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Found an illustration! (with votes, of course)https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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How many times can you double down before you literally become Hitler times Da'esh plus Jim Jones?

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The Party In Disarray storyline is bullshit put out by the media so the rubes'll keep tuning in. A new PPP Poll shows that 84% of registered Republicans plan to vote for Trump.

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I got laid in a Pacer with the back seat down.

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