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chicken thief's avatar

They have the power - until the midterms, that is....

dshwa's avatar

Wouldn't it be hilarious if Devin shows up in their secure room and all the evidence present is about his connections to the plot....

Then when he leaves outside the door is one Robert Mueller, for "a little chat..."

chicken thief's avatar

"Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now, when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot. But I don't want that. And you don't want that. And Ringo here definitely doesn't want that."

~ Jules

chicken thief's avatar

Swearing in Dem Senators while their gay son eye fucks the shit out of him. ahahahhahahahhahahahahha!!!!!

chicken thief's avatar

We can now surmise who the other person on the Trump pee tape is.

Tpyo Knig's avatar

What percentage of faux' staff can read, do you reckon?

george lastrapes's avatar

But- being guilty- that's part of being a Catholic.

chicken thief's avatar

"...said [Ryan’s] spokeswoman, AshLee Strong...:

Wasn't AshLee Gov Spitzer's "spokeswoman" also too?

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

What? You don't want continuous nonstop war? Why do you hate America?

Bobo Brazil's avatar

I believe the term "treasonistas" is much more stylish, with a Latin frisson.

(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

He misspelled "philosophy", the correct spelling is "self-justifying bullshit" fify yw

Hesavebread!'s avatar

Needz moar brain bleach . . .

(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

So, of course, we can rely on this twat to deliver unbiased and accurate summaries of everything he reads in that scif room, right?

(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

That "constitution duty to exercise oversight" clearly has an orange fuckwit exemption in 2 point font, don't it?