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They have the power - until the midterms, that is....

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Wouldn't it be hilarious if Devin shows up in their secure room and all the evidence present is about his connections to the plot....

Then when he leaves outside the door is one Robert Mueller, for "a little chat..."

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"Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now, when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot. But I don't want that. And you don't want that. And Ringo here definitely doesn't want that."

~ Jules

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Swearing in Dem Senators while their gay son eye fucks the shit out of him. ahahahhahahahhahahahahha!!!!!

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We can now surmise who the other person on the Trump pee tape is.

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What percentage of faux' staff can read, do you reckon?

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But- being guilty- that's part of being a Catholic.

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"...said [Ryan’s] spokeswoman, AshLee Strong...:

Wasn't AshLee Gov Spitzer's "spokeswoman" also too?

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What? You don't want continuous nonstop war? Why do you hate America?

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Naturally!

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I believe the term "treasonistas" is much more stylish, with a Latin frisson.

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I like it!

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He misspelled "philosophy", the correct spelling is "self-justifying bullshit" fify yw

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Needz moar brain bleach . . .

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So, of course, we can rely on this twat to deliver unbiased and accurate summaries of everything he reads in that scif room, right?

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That "constitution duty to exercise oversight" clearly has an orange fuckwit exemption in 2 point font, don't it?

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