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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

And doesn't need to put on a muscle shirt to look manly.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Well, because girls and math, duh.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Hang on, if we just get a different spokesperson (Todd Starnes?), you'll definitely come around to see the good news about NEW Natur-Gold Tea™*!

ANOTHER REBRANDING SUCCESS STORY

*pee-based beverage consisting of urine and also urine

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

A cynic would say the Republicans will use the Pentagon's position to argue that we have to shovel even more cash into the MIC, while in the meantime Florida becomes a very nice habitat for fish.

Lot_49's avatar

If Ryan could find a way to "argue" that cuts to Soshecurity, Medicare or rich dudes' taxes would solve climate change, that's what he'd be talking about.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Other than the infallibility of Saint Ronald Reagan, is there really <em>anything</em> we are 100% certain of?

dslindc's avatar

All these damn takers to taking a position on things! Don't you know that's how things change or progress?

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Damn, America is No. 1. No. 1 first world country acting like a third world country.

Chris Grrr's avatar

The problem with trusting Science is that they don't know much. I mean, <i>know</i> know.

malsperanza's avatar

If this means Disney World would become the actual real underwater Atlantis, it might be worth it.

malsperanza's avatar

I'm 100% certain that Paul Ryan is a fool.

malsperanza's avatar

Mark this day with a gold star on your calendars, folks. Today is the day the Republican Party moved to the right of the US Dept. of Defense.

Attila the Hun and Mussolini better run fast.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Stupid scientists. Ice cores? Please - WERE YOU THERE? Climate history - bullshit. WERE YOU THERE?

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

It's almost like the Republicans don't take science seriously, or something.