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And doesn't need to put on a muscle shirt to look manly.

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Well, because girls and math, duh.

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Hang on, if we just get a different spokesperson (Todd Starnes?), you'll definitely come around to see the good news about NEW Natur-Gold Tea™*!

ANOTHER REBRANDING SUCCESS STORY

*pee-based beverage consisting of urine and also urine

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In the sense that expert = practitioner.

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A cynic would say the Republicans will use the Pentagon's position to argue that we have to shovel even more cash into the MIC, while in the meantime Florida becomes a very nice habitat for fish.

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If Ryan could find a way to "argue" that cuts to Soshecurity, Medicare or rich dudes' taxes would solve climate change, that's what he'd be talking about.

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Other than the infallibility of Saint Ronald Reagan, is there really <em>anything</em> we are 100% certain of?

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All these damn takers to taking a position on things! Don't you know that's how things change or progress?

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Damn, America is No. 1. No. 1 first world country acting like a third world country.

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The problem with trusting Science is that they don't know much. I mean, <i>know</i> know.

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If this means Disney World would become the actual real underwater Atlantis, it might be worth it.

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I'm 100% certain that Paul Ryan is a fool.

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Mark this day with a gold star on your calendars, folks. Today is the day the Republican Party moved to the right of the US Dept. of Defense.

Attila the Hun and Mussolini better run fast.

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Stupid scientists. Ice cores? Please - WERE YOU THERE? Climate history - bullshit. WERE YOU THERE?

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It's almost like the Republicans don't take science seriously, or something.

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