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Ike's golf scores? CLASSFIED

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I doubt the roofie would be necessary.

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Hard to find a Linotype these days.

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Still partial to "ludicrous tangerine ballbag".

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Sorry, Paulie, I think your record of vapidity would definitely disqualify you as one of Ms Rand's ubermenschen

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So "No way in hell will any substantive thing come from what you're considering, Paul!" will definitely result in at least 20 house resolutions passing along party lines by November. Anyone want to start a pool?

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Thank you! And here is a papier-mache figure of me saying that.

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A misspent childhood reading MAD Magazine.

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Why don’t you take a flying fuck at the moooooooooon?

M.O.O.N. That is spelled Tom Cullen. lawls.

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The GOP would very much like to use a Turnip presidency to push through greater limits on the Executive. In other words: a stealth Constitutional crisis. They envision using the dangers of electing Turnip to shift power (including the power to wage war and many foreign policy authorities) from the Executive to the Congress.

It is not just sleazy; it is fundamentally dangerous. Because the Congress is one inch away from mob rule.

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This sounds scarily close to reality for me! Well done.

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Amazing how just 35 congressman (tea bagger group) can make tough ass Ryan cry like a little girl. Come on Paul, come out of your close of being an intellectual. Good body-no brains. We all know the type

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Wouldn't this be a good opportunity to start a discussion about the abysmal state of the government's cybersecurity capabilities caused by underfunding by Congress?

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If Bush won, I think we have to credit the comm device strapped to his back.

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I wish to disagree. There are many fine and capable personnel in the intelligence services. It's the higher ups that fuck everything up with their ineptitude and politics.

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I think you misunderstood my point.

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