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Vienna Woods's avatar

THAT was beautiful!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Eddies in the space-time continuum.

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bobbert's avatar

Pinkness libel?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

So - Having a Big Year, are you?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Jenna Jameson - she ran her car into a utility pole. I'm sure she could use at least a hug (although she has "retired" from the adult film industry).

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

retroactively?

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Or, in the words of Dan Akroyd:

"Not only would I pay for the abortion, I'd perform it myself."

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i> blaming Barack Obama for breaking a promise before Obama had even become president.</i>

Desperately looking for a way to attack Obama without using the word "uppity".

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Are we sure the President didn't visit that plant while on the stump?

Or anytime before it closed, really - saying within earshot what AynRyan claimed was said?

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