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diogenez's avatar

He's a performance artist, right?

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malsperanza's avatar

The fuck is the " social magisterium”? Dude has been reading Dan Brown again, hasn't he?

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fuflans's avatar

pretty sure louie never lied about his marathon time.

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fuflans's avatar

nominal of course being the key word.

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fuflans's avatar

me, personally, i never wanted to see eddie munster grow up and wear a baseball cap.

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bobbert's avatar

You mean the Wisconsin balanced-budget law that Walker used as a <i>cause celebre</i> to jam thru his union-busting legislation?

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bobbert's avatar

A big white blank seems fairly apropos for a story about P90X.

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bobbert's avatar

Well, for certain values of "focus".

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bobbert's avatar

Only because he doesn't know what a marathon is.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Contrary to popular belief, I get the job done without ever having to lie.

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SullivanSt's avatar

It's very easy to understand how Paul Ryan's plans work, you don't even need fancy language. It goes like this:

They don't work, he's lying, because he's a liar.

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SullivanSt's avatar

The Republican party appears to have somewhere along the way lost the ability to distinguish between "intellectual", and "liar".

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SullivanSt's avatar

I was thinking a 2x4 stud.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I don't know, "House" seems hard to dispute.

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SullivanSt's avatar

"Because they'll die before we leave their children to starve in squalor"

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SullivanSt's avatar

Yeah, well, after the Russel Brand appearance, I'm sure they were very relieved to be able to return to not being called out on their pathetic hackery.

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