We like him with the face hair, even though he done shaved it. [wonkbar]<a href="https: //wonkette.substack.com/p/the-top-29-things-the-d-in-paul-ryans-new-fancy-speaker-name-stands-for"></a>[/wonkbar]As America has absorbed the prospect of being presidented by Donald J. Trump or Hillary R. Clinton or one of the other candidates, our nation has been weeping and wailing and begging Paul D. Ryan (the "D"
"Look at Marco Rubio! He'll be PERFECT to get people to believe that cutting taxes on the wealthy leads to balanced budgets and trickle down prosperity. He's so handsome and Hispanic!!!!!" After he crapped out they figured they'd try the next evil young person they could find. Nikki Haley will be their choice in 2020.
NASA had the perfect chance to do that when they sent up a husband/wife team on the shuttle and blew it. That would have totally revived interest in the space program. Just schedule a 30 minute spacewalk for the rest of the crew and let them get their freak on. The press conference when they returned would have been awesome.
He just wants the nomination handed to him on a silver platter. God forbid that he should have to get down in the muck with the rest of 'em and fight for it.
We don't know 100% that they didn't take this opportunity. They would not necessarily have told us about it. I am so skeptical, I hardly believe anything anymore.
I have met DWS and I am very confident she uses a trowel to apply her make up plus she has a very abrasive personality, she is most definitely not a progressive and she is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. She lacks self awareness and situational awareness and she has been a major league fiasco for the Dems..
I know, it's the weirdest thing ever. Bobby Jindal is a weird mofo.
"Look at Marco Rubio! He'll be PERFECT to get people to believe that cutting taxes on the wealthy leads to balanced budgets and trickle down prosperity. He's so handsome and Hispanic!!!!!" After he crapped out they figured they'd try the next evil young person they could find. Nikki Haley will be their choice in 2020.
He's not even that nice of a wrapper.
The picture at the top of this article is very nice, in my opinion. But that is only because he is not talking.
Occasionally he looks good, but most of the time he looks like Eddie Munster.
Rumor has it a lot of bigwig Republicans are going to skip the convention this year. What? Are they allergic to pepper spray?
The Weinermobile was parked out in front of my Kroger last Saturday.
NASA had the perfect chance to do that when they sent up a husband/wife team on the shuttle and blew it. That would have totally revived interest in the space program. Just schedule a 30 minute spacewalk for the rest of the crew and let them get their freak on. The press conference when they returned would have been awesome.
He just wants the nomination handed to him on a silver platter. God forbid that he should have to get down in the muck with the rest of 'em and fight for it.
We don't know 100% that they didn't take this opportunity. They would not necessarily have told us about it. I am so skeptical, I hardly believe anything anymore.
Damned guy is such a tease.
That's not the first time that one of those was stopped by frigid conditions.
Only black and white film, though.
I have met DWS and I am very confident she uses a trowel to apply her make up plus she has a very abrasive personality, she is most definitely not a progressive and she is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. She lacks self awareness and situational awareness and she has been a major league fiasco for the Dems..
Well, I guess I will withdraw THAT nomination...
WHERE ARE HIS CALVES