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Actually, the question is not why we have Muslims in this country, since that was answered back in 1791 by the First Federal Congress.

The question is: Why do we continue to have such criminally uneducated bigots in this country who think they're fit for elected office?

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Because there are enough criminally uneducated bigots around to keep electing them. And then they reduce education budgets to make the cycle complete.

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except that he didn't say any of that stuff, it was all written by someone else 100+ years after he was allegedly alive.

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Does the GOP have an unlimited supply of dorky inadequate middle-aged white guys trying to act tough?

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Sometimes there are blue ones. They're so pretty but they still bite.

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Yeah, that would not work for me. Give me a flour sack any day of the week!

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Don't forget that after you're gone, we white folks get to divide up all your stuff.

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Loved the first season, but I quickly lost interest after the never-ending "stolen baby" subplot.

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I thought that was all squids on sportbikes, at least up on Skyline Drive.

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Sorry! I should have included a spoiler alert!

Anyway, the first season is awesome. I'm currently watching Orange is the New Black (Season 4), which is excellent!

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"Muslims have been fighting on both sides"? Hey, clueless Joe: *white* *Christians* fought on both sides in WWI and WWII.... So, the Native Americans oughta round alla *you* up, and deport you, right?

mark, I am not now, nor have I ever been a Christian

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Douchebro sezwhat?

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I sort of hope this ass does win, and then has his ass resoundedly handed to him in the general.Because in a perfect world, USA America repudiates all would be fascists.

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I am a Christian and I think this guy does not understand what the word actually means.

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Nehlen admitted it was a tough question: “I don’t know the answer to this, I struggle with it, I really do. I’m a Christian.”

Ummm...Not by any definition I'm aware of...

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There does seem to be a surplus...

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