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bobbert's avatar

Actually, I believe Ryan is 6' or 6'1. It's his intellectual capacity that's short.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Just looking at this creepster's hobby trajectory makes one wonder if he might have eventually skipped photoshop and decided to sew them on in real life.

IT PUTS THE PHOTOS IN THE BASKET OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

There is no Republican "War on Women"

It's more of a series of clandestine operations by the Creep Berets.

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schmannity's avatar

As an intern, I wonder whether he showed Ryan his thong like Monica showed Clinton.

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PsycWench's avatar

He didn't even do the lazy thing and photoshop the women's heads onto the publicly available naked lady pictures.

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Mahousu's avatar

<i>In the text message the writer threatened to send the nude pictures of Victim 3 to the Republican National Committee</i>

Wait, what? Was Victim 3 a teenage boy?

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Baby face? Baby faced sasquatch, maybe. I thought Republican interns had to be hot.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Nah, Foley just worshipped pretty young men and couldn't keep it to himself. This boy is way too pudgy for him, I think.

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PsycWench's avatar

Just in case you thought that Republicans weren't interested in controlling women.

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