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Actually, I believe Ryan is 6' or 6'1. It's his intellectual capacity that's short.

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Just looking at this creepster's hobby trajectory makes one wonder if he might have eventually skipped photoshop and decided to sew them on in real life.

IT PUTS THE PHOTOS IN THE BASKET OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN

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There is no Republican "War on Women"

It's more of a series of clandestine operations by the Creep Berets.

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As an intern, I wonder whether he showed Ryan his thong like Monica showed Clinton.

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He didn't even do the lazy thing and photoshop the women's heads onto the publicly available naked lady pictures.

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<i>In the text message the writer threatened to send the nude pictures of Victim 3 to the Republican National Committee</i>

Wait, what? Was Victim 3 a teenage boy?

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Baby face? Baby faced sasquatch, maybe. I thought Republican interns had to be hot.

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Nah, Foley just worshipped pretty young men and couldn't keep it to himself. This boy is way too pudgy for him, I think.

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Just in case you thought that Republicans weren't interested in controlling women.

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