Paultard Blimp To Cure AIDS Tomorrow

Wake up bright and early tomorrow, kids! The Paultard Blimp will float Blimptardedly from Elizabeth City, NJ to Washington tomorrow, when it plans to bomb the Federal Reserve into non-existence. We're glad our publicity could help make this dream of misguided spending into a reality. After the jump, a video of the Mother Ship 1 getting aired up for takeoff.

F$#@$@# love this:

Nice editing with that song. There. Guys. Go team blimp!

[ Ron Paul Blimp ]