Ron Paul, currently on his third run for president, is finally "in it to win" this time: he announced he will not seek re-election to his Congressional seat so he can focus on his presidential run. This has led to a massive outpouring of grief from sobbing Paultards, who all want to know WHO NOW POSSIBLY will be that lone person to cast "nay" votes on bills to divest U.S. government interests supporting genocide in Darfur. Cooler heads, however, have correctly figured out that this move is all just part of Ron Paul's secret plan.
I'm generally a nice, nonviolent liberal, but if Rick Santorum was ever anywhere near me with a speculum, he'd be having an early reunion with all those aborted ghost fetii he loves so much. Oh, wait, not where you were going. Oh, well, a true statement, nonetheless.
There's a certain charm to the Paultards' earnest nuttiness, which sets them apart from the GOP/bagger/wingnut nastiness and stupidity. I'll miss them.
I KNEW the "plain language of the Constitution" had a lot of secrets. Like how to "elect" Ron Paul POTUS after he wins "1-3 states". That's why the Tea Parties looove the Constitution ... because it has secrets only they can see.
yep...and if he runs as an independent, he'll hang around the neck of the GOP and drag them down.
Win!
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YES!!
9000 waxed anuses to that intertube denizen!
The libertardians have been at the cult stage for years.
I'm generally a nice, nonviolent liberal, but if Rick Santorum was ever anywhere near me with a speculum, he'd be having an early reunion with all those aborted ghost fetii he loves so much. Oh, wait, not where you were going. Oh, well, a true statement, nonetheless.
My guess: he's lying about his height.
Perhaps they know the answer to the great burning question of the day: how many hit points does Mitt Romney have?
i thought the same thing when i read that.
in general i find paultards far more enduring than teatards, but shit like that...
<i> win a national election with 1-3 states</i>
i think this must be a second amendment solution.
custer?
Needs moar made-up shit about the Constitution.
There&#039;s a certain charm to the Paultards&#039; earnest nuttiness, which sets them apart from the GOP/bagger/wingnut nastiness and stupidity. I&#039;ll miss them.
I KNEW the &quot;plain language of the Constitution&quot; had a lot of secrets. Like how to &quot;elect&quot; Ron Paul POTUS after he wins &quot;1-3 states&quot;. That&#039;s why the Tea Parties looove the Constitution ... because it has secrets only they can see.
Is it a map to a room full of treasure? Are we meeting at the gravel pit or the Mike Gravel pit?
May as well. We gave* Bush a chance. And then another chance**. __________________________ * he stole it ** both times