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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

yep...and if he runs as an independent, he'll hang around the neck of the GOP and drag them down.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

S Ξ M Ξ N A T ↑ ☼ N

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

YES!!

9000 waxed anuses to that intertube denizen!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The libertardians have been at the cult stage for years.

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MissusBarry's avatar

I'm generally a nice, nonviolent liberal, but if Rick Santorum was ever anywhere near me with a speculum, he'd be having an early reunion with all those aborted ghost fetii he loves so much. Oh, wait, not where you were going. Oh, well, a true statement, nonetheless.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

My guess: he's lying about his height.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Perhaps they know the answer to the great burning question of the day: how many hit points does Mitt Romney have?

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fuflans's avatar

i thought the same thing when i read that.

in general i find paultards far more enduring than teatards, but shit like that...

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fuflans's avatar

<i> win a national election with 1-3 states</i>

i think this must be a second amendment solution.

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fuflans's avatar

custer?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Needs moar made-up shit about the Constitution.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

There's a certain charm to the Paultards' earnest nuttiness, which sets them apart from the GOP/bagger/wingnut nastiness and stupidity. I'll miss them.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I KNEW the "plain language of the Constitution" had a lot of secrets. Like how to "elect" Ron Paul POTUS after he wins "1-3 states". That's why the Tea Parties looove the Constitution ... because it has secrets only they can see.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Is it a map to a room full of treasure? Are we meeting at the gravel pit or the Mike Gravel pit?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

May as well. We gave* Bush a chance. And then another chance**. __________________________ * he stole it ** both times

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