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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Goth Milk. Made from the freshest eyeliner and tears.

fuflans's avatar

nah i think romney and huntsman have the 'too competent for a blue-state republican much less for the red-state angry peasant base' vote all locked up.

fuflans's avatar

'pissy pawlenty' btw needs to stay.

fuflans's avatar

oh yes and as a (sort of) canadian, it makes me weep.

paul gross please, as lead snowmobile leader.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I love how Pawlenty is simultaneously the most and least electable person in the Republican field.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

That explains Tim’s newest campaign slogan “Tim Pawlenty, he wasn’t lynched!”

Chris Grrr's avatar

Oh, great. When they realize they accidentally did a good thing...

Mahousu's avatar

Re: the alt-text. Yes, this is what Minnesota parks look like now, but the fact is, that's what they look like <i>every</i> year at this time. Those aren't helicopters; they're mosquitoes.

It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Actually the scool basketball team at least is the Hamline Pipers, which sounds like a sex act, that when you read the description on the Urban Dictionary, makes you feel slightly ill. E.g., "he really pipered my hamline" or conversely, "she really hamlined my piper".

fuflans's avatar

oh I wish I could give you more p points.

fuflans's avatar

can I still get an abortion?

Chris Grrr's avatar

I'm not going to get off the couch until World War ELEVEN!!!11!

It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Lyndsay Graham fundraising scam maybe?

Joshua Norton's avatar

Wingnut Economics 101 - First thing you do is <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/448830\/capitalism-win-of-the-day-texas-town-fires-police-force-to-balance-budget" target="_blank">fire all the police.</a>

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Republicans want to apply those same buget shifts that Timmy used so they can "balance" the budget without any new taxes. Meanwhile the local property taxes are going throught the roof and we still have potholes from last winter. Thanks Tim!

Asshole.