Dull turd Tim Pawlenty actuallydiddo something dingbatty enough to qualify him for the second tier of the Republican presidential candidates: He put some fringe-right nutter from the Bush Administration in charge of the Minnesota public school curriculum, and this educational terrorist installed a board of fundamentalist homeschoolers and extremist libertarians who then decided that kindergarteners shouldn't be taught sharing (too socialist!) and that "We Shall Overcome" was an awfully
Don't worry -- the home-schooled kids will still get the message. "See Spot. See Spot bite the bad muslin. Bite, Spot, bite!"
Truer words were never said. Heinlein said that the old testament god had the morals of a spoiled child. As much as I respect and admire Bob, I have to disagree. OT God is more like a violent alcoholic.
Funny how the conservatives evoke the name of Jesus while implementing the policies of the Romans. Crucifixion, for instance, was a zero-tolerance approach to crime.
Don't worry -- the home-schooled kids will still get the message. "See Spot. See Spot bite the bad muslin. Bite, Spot, bite!"
And the old man replied, "I'm GOD, DAMMIT!"
He's been quoted out of context ever since.
And where's HIS birf certificate? The long form, on papyrus, or lead plates, or whatever.
Yecke!
Well, they *are* on fire... SOMEBODY has to piss on them.
Maybe they're wrong, but this Rapture thing still sounds like it's worth a try.
"Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's"?
No bible thumping. He never went to church and didn't care who knew. As for the rest of what you said, carry on.
Truer words were never said. Heinlein said that the old testament god had the morals of a spoiled child. As much as I respect and admire Bob, I have to disagree. OT God is more like a violent alcoholic.
i do remember that horror. little did we know just the beginning of the batshit crazy republican chick taking over the entire bloody party.
stop it. you're making me believe in the rapture.
yeah, but were MN kindergartners packing heat? cause if not, TX FTW!!!
What about Prince, huh?
I can totally see Jesus walking up to the old man and saying, "Seriously, what the fuck were you thinking?"
Back when they were <i>awesome.</i>
Funny how the conservatives evoke the name of Jesus while implementing the policies of the Romans. Crucifixion, for instance, was a zero-tolerance approach to crime.