Pay-for-Play Scandal Rocks DC Blogs

Behold, the best email we have ever received.

Dear tips@wonkette.com,

You Have A Pending Payment!

[REDACTED] just sent you a payment with PayPal.

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Payment Details

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Amount: $50.00 USD

Subject: [REDACTED].com

Note: Hello, if Wonkette mentions [REDACTED].com. We will send another 50 dollars.

Kind Regards,

[REDACTED]

We considered it, but we figured we'd just drink away the first fifty and tell these guys to fuck off.