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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Prepare the Lizsignal, Commissioner! We need her immediately.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Ms. Pimentel wouldn't have been in this pickle dilly if she had just stood by her man.

It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Implement metric Sharia banking, stat!

It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

None I bet; usurers gonna usure... usurate, charge punitively high interest rates.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Wow-- the price of donuts must really be getting out of hand.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Meat on the bone, my ass. These fuckers will suck out the marrow.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's the invisible <strike>hand</strike> fist at work ... on poor schlubs who can't afford lube.

TundraGrifter's avatar

"Auto loans allowing subprime borrowers — those with credit scores at 640 or below — to buy cars have surged in the last five years."

Charge double what the car is worth, get a 25% downpayment (which generally repays the dealer for what it paid for the car in the first place) and collect the monthly vig.