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Prepare the Lizsignal, Commissioner! We need her immediately.

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Ms. Pimentel wouldn't have been in this pickle dilly if she had just stood by her man.

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Implement metric Sharia banking, stat!

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None I bet; usurers gonna usure... usurate, charge punitively high interest rates.

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Wow-- the price of donuts must really be getting out of hand.

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Meat on the bone, my ass. These fuckers will suck out the marrow.

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It's the invisible <strike>hand</strike> fist at work ... on poor schlubs who can't afford lube.

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"Auto loans allowing subprime borrowers — those with credit scores at 640 or below — to buy cars have surged in the last five years."

Charge double what the car is worth, get a 25% downpayment (which generally repays the dealer for what it paid for the car in the first place) and collect the monthly vig.

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