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You know, I think Palin IS coaching Ryan...

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Hey Paul. He's not really dead, he's retroactively alive.

This whole thing is obviously a trial balloon to figure out how to defuse the fact that Paul cleaned up by taking advantage of all his father's government death benefits to put himself thru school. The very same benefits he wants to take away from everyone else.

Can't hide the facts so all he has left is "Waaah. How dare you talk about my dead daddy."

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Omen-ous

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Just wait until he starts talkin' bout his momma.

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You can only understand Paul Ryan through the prism of Wisconsin colonial oppression.

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Who would have thought that the big tough "let's shoot Bambi just to watch him die" macho stud muffin would immediately turn into such a delicate flower who's fee-fees are so easily hurt.

Me for one.

This is just another case of "how dare you call my lesbian daughter my lesbian daughter" faux outrage like the Cheney's tried to pull.

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Joe is just warming up to Paul Ryan. He's got the same grin that my tabby cat gives me every morning.

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