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I thought she meant he's really old. But re-reading (ugh!) that paragraph, I think Peggles meant to say he's <i>numerical</i> (which actually means good at math, not "knows him some Wyoming stats.")

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Ah. The not-drinking-all-week tactic. <strike>sometimes</strike> <strike>occasionally</strike> <strike>hardly ever</strike> <strike>fucking never</strike> sometimes works for me, too.

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But without reading it, you miss out on how cleverly Gary subverted it!

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Best comment on WSJ: "Don't you just love a New Yorker who stays at a $1000 a night dude ranch in tony Jackson Hole and thinks they've found "American Diversity and the Wild West"?"

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In all fairness, I'm sure the Pegster has watched plenty of episodes of Death Valley Days, also too..

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Oh Wilburrr!!!

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<i>gimpy, lame, used-up thing</i>

So Peggy got to ride Charles Krauthammer?

WORST PRON EVER!!!!

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Get a clue Moran, WY. Hide your hooch!

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How 'bout them road apples?!

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Them rough-and-tumble cowpokes got no use for a city dandy like the Pegster. Best be catchin' the next train East, ma'am.

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Drunken Peggy doing a little investigating into something what she seen on the interwebs!!!To bad she didnt get a clue Moran

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Look at Dances With Gin over here, being all cowgirl-like!

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"lande"

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and the saloon

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Gary, you do Nooner really, really well. I think you are even getting better with practice. After the setup, and the nice delay, "The air is clear, the giant squirrels friendly and approachable, like huge furry Bloomingdale’s clerks" made me literally (definition 1) snort.

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Mamas don't let your journos grow up to be cowgirls...

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