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I thought she meant he's really old. But re-reading (ugh!) that paragraph, I think Peggles meant to say he's <i>numerical</i> (which actually means good at math, not "knows him some Wyoming stats.")

bobbert's avatar

Ah. The not-drinking-all-week tactic. <strike>sometimes</strike> <strike>occasionally</strike> <strike>hardly ever</strike> <strike>fucking never</strike> sometimes works for me, too.

Vienna Woods's avatar

But without reading it, you miss out on how cleverly Gary subverted it!

Vienna Woods's avatar

Best comment on WSJ: "Don't you just love a New Yorker who stays at a $1000 a night dude ranch in tony Jackson Hole and thinks they've found "American Diversity and the Wild West"?"

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

In all fairness, I'm sure the Pegster has watched plenty of episodes of Death Valley Days, also too..

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

<i>gimpy, lame, used-up thing</i>

So Peggy got to ride Charles Krauthammer?

WORST PRON EVER!!!!

Painter of Goats's avatar

Get a clue Moran, WY. Hide your hooch!

Painter of Goats's avatar

How 'bout them road apples?!

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Them rough-and-tumble cowpokes got no use for a city dandy like the Pegster. Best be catchin' the next train East, ma'am.

Capt.Jim's avatar

Drunken Peggy doing a little investigating into something what she seen on the interwebs!!!To bad she didnt get a clue Moran

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Look at Dances With Gin over here, being all cowgirl-like!

bobbert's avatar

"lande"

bobbert's avatar

Gary, you do Nooner really, really well. I think you are even getting better with practice. After the setup, and the nice delay, "The air is clear, the giant squirrels friendly and approachable, like huge furry Bloomingdale’s clerks" made me literally (definition 1) snort.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Mamas don't let your journos grow up to be cowgirls...