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After writing Reagan's Challenger speech, Noonan should have immediately retired.

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Savor.

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Savor.

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Manti T'eo? Oh, wait...

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I hear he's running a fancy hotel in Washington now.

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He did a pretty good job of it on Wednesday.

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Swigs bourbon... Ok I'm starting to read this shit. Wish me luck

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Woweee wow! That was major league stupid. Especially the part about a 750 SAT score. Even on the old SAT a 750 would not have gotten you on any football team in the country, I believe. But somehow she thinks Barry thinks he won the election and got a perfect score on the SAT, and so he is king? Yeah, seems legit.

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Personally I'm more eagerly anticipating his Checkmatemotherfuckers speech

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Gauntlet Roomba? No, doesn't sound quite right...

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Please tell me it's really twoo that Peggington's twatter handle has the embedded substring "nanny"

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next she'll be accusing him of having an imaginary girlfriend...

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With her breezy generalizations and smug condescension, I wonder if she appears to me the way the "east coast liberal elites" appear to your standard-issue conservative?

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As my boyfriend Nate Silver said, "Peggy Noonan is someone who is very, very skilled at making bullshit look like some elegant soufflé. She's very good at rhetoric and argument, but it's still not grounded in the truth — it all falls apart every four years, but I don't think she'll be out of a job any time soon."

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AOTK, right along with Johnny Mac and Miss Lindsey

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