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thank you now i've spent the past half hour with lolcats.

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Jelly Bellies!

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I think I love you.

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I hate to point this out, but you're right, and just like politicians, they run things.

Luckily, similar to politicians, they're asleep about 22 hours* a day.

*An estimate, which varies depending on the amount of time needed for eating, shedding, and pissing in my shoes.

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The Calvinists tend to forget the Heisenberg part of Calvinism -- it's completely unpredictable whether you are one of the saved or one of the damned. Only God knows, and what you do during your entire life has exactly zero impact on your final destination.

Calvinism is, arguably, the stupidest version of religion EVAH.

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"And for your vegetable?" "Oh, he'll have the same."

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Bast libel.

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Apparently not.

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Human lawndarts, the lot of them.

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My cat thinks I'm food.

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Jesus versus Santa Claus?

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Interesting story at the beginning but I find it difficult to believe Noonan really has a 'friend'.

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I had one of those. He vanished when I locked him out after catching him spraying in my stairwell.

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Dogs > Cats

There, I said it.

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I have never been one to <em>shy</em> away from a fight.

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It's hard to tell, because pink doesn't contrast well with orange, but I'm blushing...

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