Dame Peggington Noonington has a sad, you guys, because she's apparently the last person in America to hear this joke: I have a friend who once told me the difference between cats and dogs. When you get up in the morning and feed your dog he looks up at you and thinks: "She comes, finds my food and pours it for me -- she must be a god." A cat thinks: "She comes, finds my food and pours it out for me -- I must be a god."
The Calvinists tend to forget the Heisenberg part of Calvinism -- it's completely unpredictable whether you are one of the saved or one of the damned. Only God knows, and what you do during your entire life has exactly zero impact on your final destination.
Calvinism is, arguably, the stupidest version of religion EVAH.
thank you now i've spent the past half hour with lolcats.
Jelly Bellies!
I think I love you.
I hate to point this out, but you're right, and just like politicians, they run things.
Luckily, similar to politicians, they're asleep about 22 hours* a day.
*An estimate, which varies depending on the amount of time needed for eating, shedding, and pissing in my shoes.
The Calvinists tend to forget the Heisenberg part of Calvinism -- it's completely unpredictable whether you are one of the saved or one of the damned. Only God knows, and what you do during your entire life has exactly zero impact on your final destination.
Calvinism is, arguably, the stupidest version of religion EVAH.
"And for your vegetable?" "Oh, he'll have the same."
Bast libel.
Apparently not.
Human lawndarts, the lot of them.
My cat thinks I'm food.
Jesus versus Santa Claus?
Interesting story at the beginning but I find it difficult to believe Noonan really has a 'friend'.
I had one of those. He vanished when I locked him out after catching him spraying in my stairwell.
Dogs > Cats
There, I said it.
I have never been one to <em>shy</em> away from a fight.
It&#039;s hard to tell, because pink doesn&#039;t contrast well with orange, but I&#039;m blushing...