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In a drunken stupor, Noonan mistook her microwave for the computer.

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except for Rick Perry

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what's scary is that Hilton appears to be the most sane of that entire group

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was just about to post that link- stupid twit couldn't be bothered to even check his own company's front page

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except they are bankrolled by smart, greedy sociopaths

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so Fox Business News interviewed a fugitive drug addict with mental problems currently wanted for murder as their expert?

What, wasn't Ted Kaczynski available?

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Is it even a real word, or something Cruz is using out of spite after he once tried to use it to win at Scrabble, but got called out on it?

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Well, she DID see a Mexican once, so she would be alright. It's the same thing, yes?

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The only thing most of them know about servers is that a gratuity will be added to the bill automatically for parties of 10 or more.

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"we spent four years arguing about the law..."

We also spent years arguing about freeing slaves, giving voting rights to women, ending prohibition, and damn near everything else that needed to be done. Because there are always people like Peg who are perfectly content with the way things are.

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If Douchey went and changed one word of his script, because "facts", Ailes would be on his ass in a minute, screaming "WTF are you DOING??"

Never mind that he <a href="http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/tech\/2013\/10\/09\/3-million-obamacare-website-may-face-months-glitches-experts-warn\/" target="_blank">didn't have far to look.</a>

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Over on Fox News, nepotism poster boy Peter Doocy reported that Healthcare.gov cost $500 million dollars to create. And it didn't work. A half a billion dollars is a lot of lines of code, so I googled it. A minute later I had the answer: actual cost was $93.7million paid (of course) to a technology company. (Thanks private enterprise!)

The $500 million price tag is yet another right-wing falsehood the circulate amongst themselves using faith-based <a href="http:\/\/frontpagemag.com\/2013\/dgreenfield\/obama-spent-634-million-to-build-broken-healthcare-gov-website\/" target="_blank">journalism</a>.

I am sure nepotism poster boy Peter Doocy knows someone who knows how to use google. And I'm sure he had at least one free minute to get that part of his "It doesn't work!" story right.

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Shhhhh!

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"<i>"...an opportunity for the president to show he knows what’s happening on the ground"</i>

Like when Reagan showed his knowledge by testifying about a billion times that he couldn't remember selling missiles to Iran as ransom payment to free hostages from Hezbollah terrorists (which they did not do), then illegally giving the money to other terrorists in Nicaragua. It was like a trifecta of hypocrisy. He somehow escaped impeachment for those pretty high crimes.

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If there had been no crashes or delays, Republicans would be saying it was because of low demand, and go on and on about how nobody wants Obamacare.

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