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NotDarkYet's avatar

The visual that popped into my head:

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ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

Apparently Ziggy Wolf is a jagoff, too. Then again, it would be difficult to name an owner who's not. Why are we forced to watch the reactions of these little, rich men while the games are going on. I, for one, give zero fucks about them or how they are taking the news, whatever that news might be.

ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

Let 'em. Let 'em talk. It will give us the opportunity to explain to them the concept of the common law. Or, they could keep on munching Donny John's butt. That works for me too.

boll ocks's avatar

My favorite part was "FETCH ME A FLAGON OF CHEESE DIP". That was an amazing sentence.Is Peggy Noonan Lucille Bluth?

EmmaChuur's avatar

AHHHHHHHHHH the Poles.

Jado's avatar

I am pretty sure that none of this imagined narrative is true, but there is an unalterable Truthiness about that simply rings true and sounds plausible.

I know it's fiction. But it speaks to the facts I know are happening. And I think that is the definition of Art

rg9rts's avatar

the most effective lie is the half truth

Snopes Shop's avatar

She has completely los her mind.

fawkedifiknow's avatar

Peggy Noonan has convinced me. She knows as much about football as she knows about half-time entertainment as she knows about politics.