Footballing fan. FORSOOTH! As Peggy Noonan departed the pharmacy Sunday afternoon, she observed a troupe of immigrants discussing the upcoming "Super Bowl," parrying back and forth in their charming patois about "FUCK TOM BRADY" and whatnot. Though Peggy
Apparently Ziggy Wolf is a jagoff, too. Then again, it would be difficult to name an owner who's not. Why are we forced to watch the reactions of these little, rich men while the games are going on. I, for one, give zero fucks about them or how they are taking the news, whatever that news might be.
Let 'em. Let 'em talk. It will give us the opportunity to explain to them the concept of the common law. Or, they could keep on munching Donny John's butt. That works for me too.
I am pretty sure that none of this imagined narrative is true, but there is an unalterable Truthiness about that simply rings true and sounds plausible.
I know it's fiction. But it speaks to the facts I know are happening. And I think that is the definition of Art
The visual that popped into my head:
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Apparently Ziggy Wolf is a jagoff, too. Then again, it would be difficult to name an owner who's not. Why are we forced to watch the reactions of these little, rich men while the games are going on. I, for one, give zero fucks about them or how they are taking the news, whatever that news might be.
Let 'em. Let 'em talk. It will give us the opportunity to explain to them the concept of the common law. Or, they could keep on munching Donny John's butt. That works for me too.
As one does.
Egad.
My favorite part was "FETCH ME A FLAGON OF CHEESE DIP". That was an amazing sentence.Is Peggy Noonan Lucille Bluth?
Marry me.
AHHHHHHHHHH the Poles.
rufkm?
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mmmmm, Bugles
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I am pretty sure that none of this imagined narrative is true, but there is an unalterable Truthiness about that simply rings true and sounds plausible.
I know it's fiction. But it speaks to the facts I know are happening. And I think that is the definition of Art
the most effective lie is the half truth
She has completely los her mind.
Peggy Noonan has convinced me. She knows as much about football as she knows about half-time entertainment as she knows about politics.
semi?