Peggy Noonan Takes Delightful Cab Ride Down Fifth Avenue!
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Death, it has been omnipresent this annum. Most humans have expired. This datum is known by Mme. Peggington Noonington, a prosemonger famous to children, and regal oligarch wordsmith for theWall Street Journalbanking pamphlet. Peggington did not faceth the Grim Reaper this year. For someone who was born in 1820's London, in the actual Buckingham Palace, this is rare. It is rare for a human to survive into her ninth score. We know this, we feel this. Peggington: cognizant of this. Now it is Thanks-Giving time. Her Thanks are simple. Puritan. Nay. Catholic. Ahh, Catholicism. To be alive, imbibing the firewater of Bean Extract, moving one's digits swiftly across the input buttons of a Robot: "I am grateful for a great deal, especially: I'm here. I'm drinking coffee as I write, and the sun is so bright, I had to close the blinds to keep the glare from the computer."
Peggy Noonan Takes Delightful Cab Ride Down Fifth Avenue!
Peggy Noonan Takes Delightful Cab Ride Down…
Peggy Noonan Takes Delightful Cab Ride Down Fifth Avenue!
Death, it has been omnipresent this annum. Most humans have expired. This datum is known by Mme. Peggington Noonington, a prosemonger famous to children, and regal oligarch wordsmith for theWall Street Journalbanking pamphlet. Peggington did not faceth the Grim Reaper this year. For someone who was born in 1820's London, in the actual Buckingham Palace, this is rare. It is rare for a human to survive into her ninth score. We know this, we feel this. Peggington: cognizant of this. Now it is Thanks-Giving time. Her Thanks are simple. Puritan. Nay. Catholic. Ahh, Catholicism. To be alive, imbibing the firewater of Bean Extract, moving one's digits swiftly across the input buttons of a Robot: "I am grateful for a great deal, especially: I'm here. I'm drinking coffee as I write, and the sun is so bright, I had to close the blinds to keep the glare from the computer."