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H0mer0's avatar

I thought "faith without works is dead"? Even Bill Wilson had to remind his alcoholic compatriots of that.

theCryptofishist's avatar

In Peggy's case proof has to be at least 100.

theCryptofishist's avatar

The real problem for her, is that she knows drunk prayer isn't right. She has to abstain for hours in order to purge herself into the proper frame of mind. Then she has a frightful headache... Hard work, indeed.

theCryptofishist's avatar

You tried that, also, too, once?Worst month of my life.

theCryptofishist's avatar

Please tell me what they are so I don't have to waste my time as well.

Wookie Monster's avatar

Fun Fact: Martin Luther hated the Epistle of James and wanted to excise it from the Bible.

harryeagar's avatar

It has been over 120 days since the Charleston shootings, but Mr. Google tells me Noonan has had only one thing to say about that. Four days after, she said "Americans are going to be fine."

Robert Adams, Isaac Amanios, Bennetta Betbadal, Harry Bowman, Sierra Clayborn, Juan Espinoza, Aurora Godoy, Shannon Johnson, Larry Daniel Kaufman, Damian Meins, Tin Nguyen, Nicholas Thalasinos, Yvette Velasco and Michael Wetzel excepted, regrettably.

motmelere's avatar

Is she really bitching about being silenced while urging people to shut it during the perpetual state of 'too soon to talk about it'?

Gayer Than Thou's avatar

I'm not going near any park where the Bushes hang out.

zanzibar_buckbuck_mcfate's avatar

Prayer and action are not mutually exclusive, Peggy.

meanlawyermom's avatar

Crap, your upvote made me invest time in deciphering - I think it says, "I'm gonna drink 'til you aint ugly anymore" - punctuation intact without (sic) included.

theCryptofishist's avatar

Thanks for taking that bullet!

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Poor Bob Dylan...having a the same real surname as this sack of rancid shit.

Keith Gargus's avatar

Iraq, Libya, Egypt, Afghanistan, and Pakistan, too. They all love us.

Keith Gargus's avatar

And 100 dollar big screen HD TV's