Greetings Wonkette, and welcome to what has become our semi-regular Bataan Death March through Peggy Noonan’s latest column. In the past week Nooners has gotten her teeth into the IRS story like an aristocratic pit bull with lockjaw chomping down on a bone and oh Lord one can almost hear the saliva dripping off her fangs onto the parquet floor of her sitting room. Let us gaze upon her mighty works and despair together.
As log as we are quoting great modern day philosophers like Jay Leno I feel a need to quote another one of the greats. Sir Foghorn Leghorn once said something that seems most appreciate concerning the ever misdirected Ms. Noonington in this instance.
Ahem.
“That girl is about a subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal.”
HEY!! (although now that I come to think of it, we did have a similarly big-chinned Prime Minister in the 1980's... around the last time Leno was funny)
As log as we are quoting great modern day philosophers like Jay Leno I feel a need to quote another one of the greats. Sir Foghorn Leghorn once said something that seems most appreciate concerning the ever misdirected Ms. Noonington in this instance.
Ahem.
“That girl is about a subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal.”
Wall Street Journal, actually, but it's a distinction without a difference now that the Journal has a fashion page.
That is one fine gin, that Hendricks, and I'm happy to say I learned about it here.
I bet you had a wicked gleem in your eye when you wrote that.
They have not forgiven Couric for giving Lou Sarah the opportunity to show herself as a fool.
Where can I get a copy of the 'Liberal Handbook'? At the moment I follow my own policy positions.
WHAT DID FOX NEWS KNOW AND WHEN DID THEY KNOW IT???
HEY!! (although now that I come to think of it, we did have a similarly big-chinned Prime Minister in the 1980's... around the last time Leno was funny)
What's it up to now?
this.
you and barackmyworld. perfectly libsplaining (to anyone except the batshit 20%)
this is the biggest collection of non scandal scandals i've ever seen.
and the more we learn, the more the poor wee scandal bairns struggle for breath and life - nurtured only by darrell issa's moral standing.
Fuck Noonan with Leno's grossly deformed chin
I missed Colbert's bit on McNaughton, and this made me look it up."Bouillon Cubist" is brilliant.
Thanks so much for pointing me to that glorious work of satire.
I dunno, that painting seems to reflect insanity to an increasing extent every time I look at it.
hahaha.