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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Huh? Anyone got a Universal Translator? Or an Enigma Machine?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Doesn't that just totally piss you off? When people beat me to the comments that do not exist punch, I call in a guy I know. Very scary guy, did hard time with Rudy G's dad. I'm just saying.

Wonkaholic's avatar

Why is there never a babel fish around when you need one?

Doloras Funkette's avatar

My granddad MAY have passed nekkid photos of Italian hookers around the other guys in his battalion in 1943, but history does not preserve any evidence.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

I assume it's something to do with Greek love.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

I never ever could figure out why any college coed would go to a college frat party, Phi Beta Kappa excepted.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

State Pen, Penn State. Pretty much the same, no?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

On RawStory, a small number of brouchedos (douchebros living off their mamas' pawned brouches) weighed in. I was so spitting mad that I weighed through the whole thread and upvoted the enormously many counterstatements. Kind of more effort than it is worth but I seem to be with the vast majority in agreement that Andrea Tantaros is an idiot.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

To be fair, neither does he but it hits all the rightwing dog whistles.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I was never a great subscriber to the Saint Joe Paterno theory of history but I was shocked by the Sandusky scandal.

But even given that level of coverup, doesn't this latest level of fratboy victimiisation seem like a stretch?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Let alone howler monkey moron comment.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I now have scary images of granny and a cigar.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Frack yourself, Marcellus Shale.

DahBoner's avatar

Here's a wild ass theory:

Maybe the soriety bitches are so golddigger stupid, they actually view being naked and drunk as a feature, not a bug...

http://media0.giphy.com/med...

DahBoner's avatar

Girls who go to frat parties are the female version of douchebros, Spotts