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Huh? Anyone got a Universal Translator? Or an Enigma Machine?

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Doesn't that just totally piss you off? When people beat me to the comments that do not exist punch, I call in a guy I know. Very scary guy, did hard time with Rudy G's dad. I'm just saying.

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Why is there never a babel fish around when you need one?

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My granddad MAY have passed nekkid photos of Italian hookers around the other guys in his battalion in 1943, but history does not preserve any evidence.

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I assume it's something to do with Greek love.

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I never ever could figure out why any college coed would go to a college frat party, Phi Beta Kappa excepted.

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State Pen, Penn State. Pretty much the same, no?

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On RawStory, a small number of brouchedos (douchebros living off their mamas' pawned brouches) weighed in. I was so spitting mad that I weighed through the whole thread and upvoted the enormously many counterstatements. Kind of more effort than it is worth but I seem to be with the vast majority in agreement that Andrea Tantaros is an idiot.

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To be fair, neither does he but it hits all the rightwing dog whistles.

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I was never a great subscriber to the Saint Joe Paterno theory of history but I was shocked by the Sandusky scandal.

But even given that level of coverup, doesn't this latest level of fratboy victimiisation seem like a stretch?

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Let alone howler monkey moron comment.

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I now have scary images of granny and a cigar.

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Frack yourself, Marcellus Shale.

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Here's a wild ass theory:

Maybe the soriety bitches are so golddigger stupid, they actually view being naked and drunk as a feature, not a bug...

http://media0.giphy.com/med...

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Girls who go to frat parties are the female version of douchebros, Spotts

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