Pennsylvania Avenue is just like Tienanmen Square
* Everyone's putting their bullshit on the airwaves earlier than ever in the contest to be the party America hates the least. [ WP ]
* Karl Rove suggests that if he ever offered a black man a blowjob, it would only be to stay out of danger. [ NYT ]
* We respect a Rudy for trying to keep religion and family out of the campaign, but respect him even more for keeping religion and family out of his life. [ Politico ]
* Time-tested shiny, jingly object routine still works like a charm. [ NYT ]
* President Chim Chim, ignored by everyone, sulks. [ WP ]
* Politicians love ethanol because it doesn't solve any problems. [ Politico ]
* Now even the other candidates agree that Hillary should be president. [ The Hill ]
* Suburban Chicago will find the finest asshole Illinois has to offer to replace legendarily long-lasting asshole Dennis Hastert. [ Roll Call ]
* Summer of Cum strikes Bill Richardson. [ USAT ]