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I guess the truth is that we will continue to hear from assholes like Veritas and Becker because a major national network keeps behaving as if credibility is something Fox decides. If they want you to be credible then BOOM you're deemed credible. American viewers of Fox, OTOH, assume they wouldn't be on TV if they weren't credible. More sausage making.

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WHAT ABOUT SNAUSAGE?!!

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Spanish chorizo is great. Well, for me any encased meat is great except for the liver stuff. For those who think I'm racist, it's humour, just some food factory humour.

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Trump's check bounced?

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Something something cuter if it was shaved.

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The soul food of my people. Yinzes' too?

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And constitutional experts before that.

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That evidence got mixed up with our new Medical Care bill, then some bits of Infrastructure got in it. Now we're just trying to discombobulate the mess.

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Lawyers only lawyer for you in exchange for moneySay, you know who else....

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At least he didn't say, "The offense, the defense and the special teams."

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More like Epididymitis. Amirite, fellas?!

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Aleph null libelz.

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We have always been at war with Eastasia.

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Si. Born in Philly. My father cooked it and served it with syrup. My mother hated it like poison.

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The main other alternative is that their client asked them to do something fraudulent which they refused to comply with.

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I'm rather protective of this little beaver of mine, as well.

Also: HIS NAME IS JUSTIN BEAVER.

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